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canyonwalker) wrote2023-10-22 03:34 pm
canyonwalker) wrote2023-10-22 03:34 pm
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WTF, Christmas is Here?
I saw it mentioned in a news article this past week but didn't realize how bad it was until I set foot in a department store today. The Christmas shopping season has begun! ...in mid-October!
That's right, folks. With only... *checks calendar* *does arithmetic*... sixty-five shopping days left until Christmas it's time to get started!
Ugh.
Could they at least add a new Christmas song to the Muzak played in rotation at the stores? How about even an update of an old standard. I propose... "The 77 Days of Christmas". 🤣😜🤯
That's right, folks. With only... *checks calendar* *does arithmetic*... sixty-five shopping days left until Christmas it's time to get started!
Ugh.
Could they at least add a new Christmas song to the Muzak played in rotation at the stores? How about even an update of an old standard. I propose... "The 77 Days of Christmas". 🤣😜🤯