"DFC"

[canyonwalker]

I don't care. I don't fucking care.

I say each of those two sentences a lot. I say them so much I created an abbreviation, DFC. Now I say "DFC" a lot. It's faster— 25% to 40% off syllables!— so it saves time. 😅

If you were in a room with me you might hear me muttering "DFC" under my breath a lot. I say it when I'm reading deleting work emails. I say it when I'm reading Slack messages. But it's not just at work; I also mutter DFC when reading deleting personal emails. Like, just a moment ago I had 12 unread messages in my personal email account. I deleted 11 as I skimmed through them. I think I said "DFC" twice. I mean, I could have said it 11 times. Sometimes I do that; saying "DFC" every time I press the delete key, like taking a verbal victory lap, but today it just seemed like overkill.

DFC. Use it. Say It. Be it. And enjoy clearing away the clutter.

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[canyonwalker]

I got another email moments after posting this. It took me less than 2.0 seconds of skimming it to DFC it. DFC: it works!