2025-04-28

canyonwalker: Better Call Saul starring Bob Odenkirk (better call saul)
2025-04-28 06:59 am
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Better Call Saul S4: Emphasis on CALL

Across season 4 of Better Call Saul Jimmy is scrambling to find work while he's suspended from practicing law. He's offered a job selling copiers after he makes an amazing interview-rescue sales pitch in ep. 4.02— but he turns it down! Instead he takes a job at a local mobile phone store, CC Mobile.

Fans may have different opinions about why he turned down one to take the other. Sure, Jimmy stated a reason when he turned down the copier sales job, but I believe the answer is laziness. The copier job was field sales. Field sales is hard. You've got to prospect for leads, make lots of cold calls, travel in the field to visit prospects and close deals, and on top of all that the pay is likely mostly commission based— meaning, if you don't put in 150% effort, you don't get paid much. Yeah, retail can suck dealing with customers, but honestly— having personally worked both— retail is easier. You have fixed hours, and when your shift is over you're done

Drumming Up Business at the Mobile Phone Store

Jimmy gets more than he bargained for in choosing the easier job, though. The store he's assigned to is dead. He goes days without seeing a customer. Probably some of his pay is sales based, so he's likely making less than he expected. And he's bored. Jimmy loves to cut corners... but he cuts corners to succeed at tough jobs, not to opt out of working— or out of making money.

In ep. 4.04 Jimmy gets an idea to drum up business at the store with a novel sales pitch.

Jimmy tries a new tactic for selling phones (Better Call Saul 4.04)

He's worked with a local thief to steal an item from the Neff Copiers office— yes, he couldn't help but notice something he could steal while he was interviewing there! When Jimmy says, basically, "I'll call you again next time," the thief responds that he'll need to go through an intermediary because he's destroyed his mobile phone. "New job, new phone," the thief explains. Jimmy ponders this and comes up with the idea of pitching disposable mobile phones to people concerned about government monitoring.

In more recent years this "Is the man listening?" pitch might find a cottage-industry business with conspiracy theorists. In this story, in 2003/2004, it's still kind of a dud. Jimmy does get one interested customer, though. It's a construction contractor who intimates that he's not reporting all his income to the tax authorities. "Slippin' Jimmy" plays up how much the IRS investigates people and what the consequences are, and cons the man on the idea of throwing out his phone every month. The man leaves with a stack of prepaid phones.

Selling Phones on the Street

This gives Jimmy an even better idea for how to move phones faster.

Jimmy sells drop phones to criminals (Better Call Saul ep. 4.05)

Instead of waiting for government conspiracy theorists and tax dodgers to wander into his store, Jimmy goes out on the street to sell phones to drug dealers, gang members, and other probable criminals hanging out on the streets late at night. He even refines his pitch to peddle these phones as contraband for criminal associates serving time in prison. The phones are prepaid, and they're the smallest phones, he boasts— easiest to hide in... uh, anywhere. 😨 They sell like hotcakes.

Because what Jimmy's doing is dodgy he does it outside of his job at the mobile phone store. He makes up his own business cards for it:

Better Call Saul - if you need to buy a drop phone!

Jimmy uses the Saul Goodman moniker for this business. It's only the second time he's used that name; the first being his short-lived TV ad reselling business. Presumably he's changing his name again because he wants to keep this separate from his career as a lawyer. If nothing else, doing business with a bunch of criminals would violate his probation, which would wreck his getting his law license back. Plus, it's broadly implied that Jimmy is buying the phones himself from the store and selling them on the street at a markup, so he needs to keep his name off that so as not to jeopardize his job with the phone store where he buys the phones cheap.

Jimmy Gets Into Trouble Selling Phones (Because Of Course)

Alas, "Jeopardy" is kind of Jimmy's middle name. He gets into trouble hawking these phones. First, he gets mugged by a trio of low level street thugs who look a lot like the bullies from The Simpsons. He hires a few bigger thugs to get revenge on the bullies. So far so good. But then one thug he keeps on retainer for protection, Huell Babineaux— whom we know from Breaking Bad becomes Jimmy's long term security guy— assaults a plain-clothes police officer who's asking Jimmy to stop selling drop phones to criminals. Huell gets arrested.

There's risk to Jimmy in Huell's arrest. Huell warns Jimmy he'll skip out on bail if there's a chance he'll be sentenced to prison— which is highly likely because he's assaulted a police officer and has a prior conviction for theft. Jimmy worries that Huell skipping town would bounce back on him, wrecking his probation and chance at rebuilding his law career. Plus, it's not said in the show, but if Huell goes to trial instead of settling through a plea bargain, his testimony could wreck Jimmy's chances, too.

canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
2025-04-28 01:28 pm

Hoard Food Ahead of Tariffs? Not Me.

With the new US tariff regime looming people have been rushing out to buy things ahead of anticipated price increases and empty shelves. While some of my friends rushed to stock up on food several weeks ago I held off. It didn't make sense to me to buy 6 month supplies of beans, rice, and fresh fruits (to freeze).

For one, food is a small part of my budget, so if prices go up 25%, it'll be annoying but not a crisis problem. Two, food is demand inelastic so I don't anticipate major market disruptions like supermarket shelves going bare for 3 months because producers exited the market en masse. Three, I don't even have a place to store 6-month supplies, especially frozen stuff. To make it meaningful to buy a 50-pound box of avocados, like one of my friends suggested, I'd also have to buy an extra freezer to store them in. Plus a larger house to store the extra freezer! 😱 And four, I don't enjoy 6-month-old frozen food as much. I'd rather swallow the price increase than swallow bland, dried out food.

Now the tariffs are on pause, so there's more time to plan. ...Well, most of the tariffs are on pause. Trump has singled out China for punitive tariffs. I don't see that having a huge impact on food, though. Tariffs on Mexico will hit food broadly, because we do get a lot of food imports from Mexico, especially fruits and vegetables. For importing such things from Asia, the economics don't pencil out. Thus there are only a few, narrow categories of fresh food we import from China. There are more processed foods. Oh, and garlic. At least buying a 6-month supply of garlic is more reasonable than 6 months of avocados.

canyonwalker: Sullivan, a male golden eagle at UC Davis Raptor Center (Golden Eagle)
2025-04-28 08:46 pm

Funny Stuffed-Animal Stories are Funny

A few days ago I blogged about "Fun with Stuffed Animals": amusing myself— and sometimes my spouse— by posing our stuffed animals and making up stories about what they're doing. The inspirations for that blog were a Treant giving people the finger and a meal for our hawks. When Hawk read that blog she was amused all over again, including some of the links she clicked through which went back many years, such as finding rocks in a Tylenol bottle and "*In this picture the role of my wife is played by one of our stuffed animals, 'Sassy''.

Playing around with stuffed animals is a daily thing. I mean, every day is another opportunity for stuffed animal soap opera. That snake we bought as a treat for Winter? He's already shared it around to curry favor with other hawks in the house. Currently Phoenix has it.

Our red-tail hawk hand puppet, "Phoenix", gets a meal (Apr 2025)

Phoenix is a Folkmanis hand puppet. She's a "clone" of the first hawk we had. Originally these hawks came with a snake. There's a bit of velcro in their beaks to hold onto it. Phoenix came second-hand without a snake. So part of our thinking was to get her another snake. This one's bigger than the original snake, though, so it doesn't stick well in her beak.

Why do I share this? Well, aside from it being amusing, it's also prodded us to buy another hawk. Hawk was so inspired that she went on eBay to see if there's another Folkmanis red-tail listed. She found two and bought one. So soon we'll have another clone. Shh, don't tell Phoenix, she'll think she's being replaced!