Oct. 16th, 2021

canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
Shortly after posting to my blog about the trip to Los Angeles we'd be taking this weekend I got an all-too-familiar text message: our flight was delayed.

I'll book this Southwest flight... and it's delayed

At first the delay was 32 minutes. "Not too bad," I thought. Moments later the delay increased to 40 minutes. Then 50. By the time we arrived at the departure airport it was up to 60. Minutes later as we sat down at the gate it had been extended to almost 70 minutes. Then it increased to 86 minutes.

The telescoping delay was annoying because our flight was already a late-ish departure, scheduled for 8:40pm with arrival just before 10pm. "We'll be winding down in our hotel room by 11," I figured, unlike so many trips where we get in at midnight or later. Nope, this would be another one of the late ones.

Even worse, the delays pushed us back to arriving after 11, when all the rental car agencies at BUR airport are closed. Would we be able to get our car?? I tried calling ahead multiple times but the rental desk didn't answer. Rental depots barely ever answer their phones anymore. The companies don't staff enough workers to handle both calls and customers waiting in line.

Have Car, Will Travel

I rushed to the rental area as fast as I could after landing. Wouldn't you know it, we docked at a gate that was, like, half a mile from the exit of the terminal building.Then another half mile over to the rental desks. I arrived just as the staffers had turned off the lights, locked the doors, and were going to their cars— and were very studiously not making eye contact with me. But it turned out okay because my car was preassigned and the guard at the vehicle exit gate was on shift until 2am.

Once we had wheels rolling it was an easy drive from Burbank Airport over to Glendale— one of the benefits of arriving so late in the evening. Oh, the freeways weren't empty. There's no such thing as empty freeways anywhere around the clock in LA. At 11:30pm traffic was flowing freely in all 5 lanes in each direction.

We stopped at a grocery store before checking in at the hotel. We grabbed drinks and light food for breakfast the next few days, in case the hotel's breakfast isn't to our liking. I bought some frozen microwaveable food as a breakfast backup... only to discover our room has neither a) a freezer nor b) a microwave.

Well, here it is getting on toward 1am and we're winding down in our hotel room. Finally. I wish we'd been here 1.5 hours earlier.


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LA County Museum of Art
Saturday, 16 Oct 2021. 1pm.

The first thing we did today— after sleeping in late after last night's late arrival and enjoying a leisurely breakfast at the hotel, that is— was visit the LA County Museum of Art (LACMA). As with many things in LA, there were at least 3 ways to get there from our hotel in Glendale... and all of them were 40 minutes with weekend traffic. I chose a route that took us down Wilshire Boulevard for the last mile before the museum. That's right, we cruised the Miracle Mile. There was nothing miraculous in sight, though; not even a set of white wall tires. (UPDATE: later, at lunch, we did see a woman dressing trashy who'd clearly spent a lot of money.)

Ce n'est pas de l'art. LA County Museum of Art (Oct 2021)LACMA is a contemporary art museum. There used to be another C in the name to designate that. I think they dropped it because it was too clunky. They may have changed their name but not the scope of their portfolio.

The thing is, contemporary art is generally not my thing. Why? Because... it's frankly tedious. What's so artistic about drawing a realistic picture of a pipe then scrawling, "This is not a pipe" underneath it? Yes, that classic by Rene Magritte is part of the collection at LACMCA.

The thing is, I like some of Magritte's stuff. Years ago I had a set of small prints hanging on the walls of m office. Just not this stuff.

Oh, but the ridiculous of contemporary art doesn't end there. One can do a lot worse than ironically title a drawing of a pipe and still call it art, if one is recognized as an artist.

Car Crashes and Paint Swatches are Art, Too! (LACMA, Oct 2021)

How about a car crash?

How about overgrown paint swatches?

If you can get someone to pay $MONEY$ for it instead of charge you to haul it away to the junkyard, it's art!


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