Yesterday I wrote about the project I started a few weeks ago to taste-test beers I can buy in stores. The idea is to reevaluate what my go-to brands are for buying for home consumption. Round 1 of my taste test began with an unlikely pairing of beers, Anchor Steam and Smithwicks.
These beers are almost nothing alike, and I didn't intend them to be. My reasons for picking them first were utterly prosaic. I had to start somewhere, and they were on sale. 🤣
Okay, Anchor Steam was more than just a random pick. It was one of my frequent picks in bars right after graduating college. It wasn't among my top-tier favorites, more my second-tier choices, but it was one that reached wide enough distribution by that time that a lot of bars would have it in stock. And despite my considering it "second tier" it was way, way better than the likes of Bud, Miller, Coors, etc. I picked it for Round One here because I was wondering, after all these years and newer beers later, how does this old bar standard of mine stand up?
The answer is.... Enh? But in a good way.
Understand that Anchor Steam is kind of a weird beer, a "neither fish nor fowl" of the brewing world. It combines lager yeast with ale-style brewing at warmer temperatures. The result is a beer that has flavor characteristics of both a lagers and an ale. It's kind of the malt flavor of a lager with the strength of an ale. It's hard to categorize what it tastes like. It's not bad... but it's also not "Ooh, that was good, let's have another." Alas, after all these years, its claim to fame for me remains that it is still way, way better thn Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.
Second chance?
Yes, I'd had Smithwicks once before. It was at a supposedly Irish bar in Chicago years ago. I say supposedly Irish because there really wasn't anything Irish about them, except maybe their false pride in calling themselves Irish.... And even that isn't Irish as much as... I dunno... Texan? I mean, they even lorded their fake presumed Irishness over the customers by reminding us all, repeatedly, that Smithwicks is pronounced "Smiddicks". So if Texans decided to open a fake Irish pub in Chicago, it would've been the one I walked into.
Oh, and that one time I tried Smithwicks sold by Texan-Irish-Chicagoans all those years ago? It sucked. It was bold-faced awful. But a few weeks ago I figured, "Hey, it's on sale...." 🤣
I'm glad I tried Smithwicks again because it doesn't suck. I mean, those presumption fake-Irish Texas in the Windy City— so named not because of weather but because of the tendency of its politicians (and maybe bar owners) to bloviate about how awesome they are— probably did something to screw it up. But at least in bottle form it's just a standard red ale. And I like red ale.
Alas, I'm not sure I really like Smithwicks. It's... fine. There's just nothing about it that made me say, "Yeah, I want more of these." And given, again, how much I like that category of red ales, that's saying something.
Oh, and fake-Irish pub or no, Smithwick's is genuinely Irish.
These beers are almost nothing alike, and I didn't intend them to be. My reasons for picking them first were utterly prosaic. I had to start somewhere, and they were on sale. 🤣
Anchor Steam

The answer is.... Enh? But in a good way.
Understand that Anchor Steam is kind of a weird beer, a "neither fish nor fowl" of the brewing world. It combines lager yeast with ale-style brewing at warmer temperatures. The result is a beer that has flavor characteristics of both a lagers and an ale. It's kind of the malt flavor of a lager with the strength of an ale. It's hard to categorize what it tastes like. It's not bad... but it's also not "Ooh, that was good, let's have another." Alas, after all these years, its claim to fame for me remains that it is still way, way better thn Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.
Smithwicks
Smithwicks was a totally random choice.Well, okay not totally random. I mean, I like red ales. And this one was on sale. And I didn't recall seeing it very often, even in well stocked liquor stores. So I'd figured I'd give it a second chance.
Yes, I'd had Smithwicks once before. It was at a supposedly Irish bar in Chicago years ago. I say supposedly Irish because there really wasn't anything Irish about them, except maybe their false pride in calling themselves Irish.... And even that isn't Irish as much as... I dunno... Texan? I mean, they even lorded their fake presumed Irishness over the customers by reminding us all, repeatedly, that Smithwicks is pronounced "Smiddicks". So if Texans decided to open a fake Irish pub in Chicago, it would've been the one I walked into.
Oh, and that one time I tried Smithwicks sold by Texan-Irish-Chicagoans all those years ago? It sucked. It was bold-faced awful. But a few weeks ago I figured, "Hey, it's on sale...." 🤣
I'm glad I tried Smithwicks again because it doesn't suck. I mean, those presumption fake-Irish Texas in the Windy City— so named not because of weather but because of the tendency of its politicians (and maybe bar owners) to bloviate about how awesome they are— probably did something to screw it up. But at least in bottle form it's just a standard red ale. And I like red ale.
Alas, I'm not sure I really like Smithwicks. It's... fine. There's just nothing about it that made me say, "Yeah, I want more of these." And given, again, how much I like that category of red ales, that's saying something.
Oh, and fake-Irish pub or no, Smithwick's is genuinely Irish.