canyonwalker: Sullivan, a male golden eagle at UC Davis Raptor Center (Golden Eagle)
A few years ago I declared Fuck St. Patrick's Day. My thoughts haven't changed with the passing of a few years. Fuck St. Patrick's Day, still.

I have absolutely nothing against Irish people or Irish culture. I come from Irish ancestry. I grew up celebrating St. Patrick's Day every year, often with a trip to my Irish-American grandmother's house. My beef is with St. Patrick's Day— more specifically, with how popular culture recognizes the day. It's all about the booze.

I also have nothing against booze. I enjoy drinking! I drink modest portions at least a few times a week. What I don't like is seeing the culture of my forebears reduced to, and commercially packaged as, guzzling appropriately named or colored alcohol.

What's ironic about the Irish = alcohol shorthand is that my grandmother, the most Irish living person in my family, who sang old folks songs in Gaelic, was an abstainer. She didn't drink a drop of alcohol, and she had a firm rule that no alcohol would be brought into the house.

My dad told me amusing stories about how his dad would get Christmas gifts of bottles of whiskey from his colleagues and he'd give them back (along with an explanation). "What else can I get you?" his colleagues would ask. "How about a hat. Or a wristwatch," Grandpa would answer. I always thought this was one of those be-good types of stories parents tell their children... until one day in my teens we were over at Grandma's house and Dad found an old cardboard box in the eaves absolutely full of old wristwatches! 🤣

Grandma was no Carrie Nation about alcohol. She never campaigned for Prohibition. She didn't even say unkind things about people who drank— including a few among her grandchildren who had (or still have!) drinking problems and made messes of their lives. It was just a house rule for her, no alcohol here. As a person growing up in a community that had long been treated as second-class citizens (historically by the British in Ireland; in her own lifetime by other Whites in America who looked down on the Irish) she'd seen alcohol ruin enough lives that she wouldn't allow a drop of it inside.



canyonwalker: A toast with 2 glasses of beer. Cheers! (beer tasting)
Yesterday I wrote about the project I started a few weeks ago to taste-test beers I can buy in stores. The idea is to reevaluate what my go-to brands are for buying for home consumption. Round 1 of my taste test began with an unlikely pairing of beers, Anchor Steam and Smithwicks.

These beers are almost nothing alike, and I didn't intend them to be. My reasons for picking them first were utterly prosaic. I had to start somewhere, and they were on sale. 🤣

Anchor Steam

Anchor Steam BeerOkay, Anchor Steam was more than just a random pick. It was one of my frequent picks in bars right after graduating college. It wasn't among my top-tier favorites, more my second-tier choices, but it was one that reached wide enough distribution by that time that a lot of bars would have it in stock. And despite my considering it "second tier" it was way, way better than the likes of Bud, Miller, Coors, etc. I picked it for Round One here because I was wondering, after all these years and newer beers later, how does this old bar standard of mine stand up?

The answer is.... Enh? But in a good way.

Understand that Anchor Steam is kind of a weird beer, a "neither fish nor fowl" of the brewing world. It combines lager yeast with ale-style brewing at warmer temperatures. The result is a beer that has flavor characteristics of both a lagers and an ale. It's kind of the malt flavor of a lager with the strength of an ale. It's hard to categorize what it tastes like. It's not bad... but it's also not "Ooh, that was good, let's have another." Alas, after all these years, its claim to fame for me remains that it is still way, way better thn Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.

Smithwicks

Smithwicks was a totally random choice.Well, okay not totally random. I mean, I like red ales. And this one was on sale. And I didn't recall seeing it very often, even in well stocked liquor stores. So I'd figured I'd give it a second chance.

Smithwicks Red AleSecond chance?

Yes, I'd had Smithwicks once before. It was at a supposedly Irish bar in Chicago years ago. I say supposedly Irish because there really wasn't anything Irish about them, except maybe their false pride in calling themselves Irish.... And even that isn't Irish as much as... I dunno... Texan? I mean, they even lorded their fake presumed Irishness over the customers by reminding us all, repeatedly, that Smithwicks is pronounced "Smiddicks". So if Texans decided to open a fake Irish pub in Chicago, it would've been the one I walked into.

Oh, and that one time I tried Smithwicks sold by Texan-Irish-Chicagoans all those years ago? It sucked. It was bold-faced awful. But a few weeks ago I figured, "Hey, it's on sale...." 🤣

I'm glad I tried Smithwicks again because it doesn't suck. I mean, those presumption fake-Irish Texas in the Windy City— so named not because of weather but because of the tendency of its politicians (and maybe bar owners) to bloviate about how awesome they are— probably did something to screw it up. But at least in bottle form it's just a standard red ale. And I like red ale.

Alas, I'm not sure I really like Smithwicks. It's... fine. There's just nothing about it that made me say, "Yeah, I want more of these." And given, again, how much I like that category of red ales, that's saying something.

Oh, and fake-Irish pub or no, Smithwick's is genuinely Irish.

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I came to a decision this year. Fuck St. Patrick's Day.

To be more precise, I came to that decision yesterday. I came to that decision because what I'm seeing, increasingly, is that St. Patrick's Day is being framed in popular culture as simply an opportunity to drink appropriately-colored or -named alcohol. I have Irish ancestry. I grew up celebrating St. Patrick's Day every year. So it really bothers me that that part of my identity is being reduced to booze.

It's ironic to equate Irish culture to booze, BTW, because my Irish grandmother was a teetotaler. It was not uncommon, at least among American Irish. "There are two kinds of Irish," she admonished me when I was younger, "The drunks and the dries. And this is a dry house." She'd seen alcohol ruin enough lives in her family and her community that she wouldn't allow a drop of it inside.

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