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Today (October 10) is Columbus Day in the US. Don't feel bad if you didn't know; it's not widely celebrated anymore. It seems like the only people with the day off are the government, banks, and some schools. I only knew about it because late last night Siri popped up a reminder on my phone asking me if I wanted to turn off my 6:45am alarm since today's a holiday. Sorry, girl, it's a workday for me!

It's been years since I've written about Columbus Day, so here are Five Things:

1. Columbus Day is a federal holiday in the U.S., honoring Christopher Columbus for his discovery of the New World beginning in 1492. Celebration of it is not exactly widespread; it seems to be limited to federal and state government offices, many banks, and some schools.

2. The extent to which Columbus Day is celebrated varies. From personal experience I'd say it's more of a thing in the East than the West. It's also more of a thing among Italian-American communities. For example, in San Francisco— part of an area which otherwise takes a dim view on what Columbus represents (see #3, below)— there are big parades in the Little Italy neighborhood of North Beach. In addition it strikes me that celebrations have become fewer and further between over, say, the past 20 years.

3. Not everyone agrees with portraying Columbus as a hero. He did bring exploitation, slavery, disease, and death to the natives of the lands he explored. In 1992 the City of Berkeley (California) proclaimed it Indigenous Peoples' Day as part of a counter-celebration of Columbus Day. From the late 1980s and early 90s I also recall people using the moniker "Native Peoples Subjugation Day". I've continued using that phrase myself, as a form of irony and dark humor. The more anodyne name Indigenous Peoples Day has been adopted officially by several states and 100+ cities, including Los Angeles, Phoenix, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Seattle, Denver, and many others.

4. Columbus did not "prove" the earth is round. Part of the standard modern narrative is that Columbus "proved" to benighted kings and queens of Europe that the earth is round. In fact the educated elites already knew that. The roundness of the earth was established 2,000 years earlier in Western history by Greek scholars. In fact they even calculated reasonable accurate estimates about it's diameter... which Columbus got wrong. And not just a little wrong; he was off by a factor of 3x! Attention Chris Columbus!When he bumped in to the Caribbean he thought he'd sailed all the way around to Southeast Asia. He thought he'd reached India-- a claim which he insisted on until his death-- and to this day we perpetuate his error by calling the native peoples of North, Central, and South America Indians.

5. Celebration of Columbus Day is a modern artifact. With the American nursery rhyme "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue" you might think celebration of Columbus Day has been around for 500 years... or maybe 200-300, at least. There were a few one-time celebrations during that time frame— and they were monstrously used as excuses to commit racial violence in the name of "patriotism". San Francisco claims the longest annual observance, at just over 150 years now. But Columbus Day as a national holiday is just over 50 years old. It's a creation from mid-20th century lobbying by Italian-American community advocates to create a positive Italian-American role model. Some say it's a reaction to the popularity of mafia stories, such as Mario Puzo's The Godfather series, typifying what Americans thought of Italian-Americans. Columbus Day became a federal holiday since 1971. I've always wondered, if we're going to pick an Italian explorer to honor, why not Amerigo Vespucci? Y'know, the guy the continents of the western hemisphere are named for??

canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Oahu travelog #12
Waikiki, HI - Sat, 25 Dec 2021, 8:30pm

I didn't even occur to me when I posted my previous blog about visiting Waikiki Beach this morning that it's Christmas. Well, that's the way I like it, honestly. I don't celebrate Christmas. I don't begrudge the celebration of those who do, but I don't enjoy feeling like I'm being dragged along for the ride for a whole month. So it was refreshing not to see too many reminders about Christmas today while we've been enjoying our tropical beach vacation in Hawaii.

Cocktail on the pool deck (Dec 2021)

After spending time on the beach this morning we came back to the hotel to spend time at the pool. Or, more specifically, at the pool deck. The pool is small, and we didn't feel like swimming. We grabbed lounge chairs in the sun and waited for drink service to come around. Hawk got a virgin piña colada while I ordered the hotel's specialty passion fruit-rum drink. I then spilled most of my drink thanks to the beveled edge of the tables next to the lounge chairs. Well, that was over $20 literally down the drain. 😓

We thought about ordering lunch at the pool. The poolside menu was small, though, like only 4-5 mains. And they were over $20 and I didn't want to flush another $20 down the drain by knocking over my sandwich or anything. 😅 So we decided to get lunch while exploring Waikiki.

We walked north up the main drag for a bit, stopping in at various souvenir shops to browse gifts and whatnot. An odd thing about Honolulu is that one company, The ABC Store, has a virtual monopoly on all gift and convenience stores in this area. They are literally 2-3 of their stores on every block and there is no competition.

We ate lunch at a Mexican restaurant connected to a food hall. The restos inside the food hall looked kind gross, but we decided to give this one a chance since the door checker— checking vaccine cards for everyone who entered!— assured us it was fresh. The other selling point to us was that the Mexican cantina had outdoor dining. Even with the vax requirement we felt safer outdoors because of Honolulu's recent Covid spike (blog from this morning). The checker's rec turned out solid recommendation because while the cantina's menu was narrow and the food was simple, it was fresh and well made.

After lunch we continued our walk around the tourist/shopping district. Hawk got a shave ice for dessert; I got a fancy-ass milkshake (different shops). We walked back via the beach.

We chilled for an hour or two back in the room then went out for a walk around town again. This time we headed south.

Kuhio Beach, Honolulu (Dec 2021)

We walked via the beach again. ...Actually, we walked in the water most of the way. Immediately to the south of Waikiki Beach is Kuhio Beach, which has several breakwaters protecting it. These not only keep even the west shore's modest wave action down to practically nil but also keep the water warmer. It's almost bathtub warm here. Maybe we'll drag our beach chairs down here tomorrow.

We washed our feet off after a few blocks, put our sandals back on, and continued south on the promenade. We went as far as a WWI memorial swim club that's been abandoned and crumbling from disrepair for, like, 65 years (WHY?) then turned around and headed back north via the Kapi'olani park.

The very chill Kapi'olani park with Diamond Head in the background (Dec 2021)

After spending hours at various times of the day on the crowded beaches and boulevards of Waikiki it was such a tonic to spend time in this totally chill park. Grant, part of the reason it was so chill is that so few people were here. And those who were were just... relaxing... in ways that had nothing to do with the beach resort mecca just 2 blocks away. One child was catching footballs thrown by his dad. A few were walking dogs. Several people were just spread out on the ground, resting or napping. Birds poked in the grass for worms and chittered from the trees.

Soon enough we were back onto the busy boulevard with people coming from and going to the beaches. We stopped in one of the ubiquitous ABC Stores and bought take-home dinner. For me it was two packages of sushi; for Hawk a dish of pasta salad. Again, we are trying to avoid restaurant indoors dining after seeing the huge Covid spike in Honolulu this morning. We ate our take-away food on our balcony overlooking the beach and the city as the sun set.

Happy December 25.

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While we've been out and about this past week, at stores and restaurants, many have been playing Christmas music on repeat. Christmas music?? It's not even Thanksgiving yet!

It used to be that the day after Thanksgiving, "Black Friday", was the start of the commercial Christmas season. I hate the way retailers have leap-frogged the holidays so that now Christmas selling starts even before supermarkets load up on turkeys.

Wait your Turn! - art by Randy Bish

Years ago my dad remarked, "Thanksgiving is the one holiday they haven't corrupted." "They" meant Corporate American, particularly the retail sector; and "corrupt" meant change in purpose from whatever religious or other solemn significance various holidays were once well understood to have, to being all about exhortations to buy, BUY, BUY to prove to everyone how much you love them.

Turkey knocks out Santa - art by wolfmanjaq

Well, "they" did finally corrupt Thanksgiving.... Not by corrupting Thanksgiving itself but by driving over it with Christmas. Now stores begin Christmas advertisements after Halloween and play Christmas music nonstop in November.

Turkey vs. Santa Lawn Ornaments (photo. unknown)

Will anyone else join me in saying, "Stop"?



canyonwalker: Sullivan, a male golden eagle at UC Davis Raptor Center (Golden Eagle)
Today is Columbus Day in the US... or as it is known in an increasing number of states, Indigenous Peoples Day. Either way, it celebrates the discovery by Europeans that... basically the whole rest of the western hemisphere exists and has people already living in it. Neither side of the Atlantic Ocean would be the same again.

Part of the lore of Christopher Columbus is that he proved to the benighted rulers of Europe that the world is round. Actually the kings and queens of Europe (and other people who had access to tutors and education) in the Middle Ages already knew the Earth is round. Ancient Greek astronomers in the 3rd Century BCE established that the earth is round and even calculated its circumference accurately.

Christopher Columbus, Worst Navigator of 1492The reason European leaders were reluctant to fund Colombus's voyage was not that they thought he was wrong about the Earth being round but that they knew he was wrong about its size.

You see, Columbus thought the world was vastly smaller than it is. When he sailed across the Atlantic and bumped into the Caribbean he thought he'd sailed all the way around to Southeast Asia.

To this day the native peoples in North and South America are still called Indians— because of Columbus's dreadfully mistaken belief in 1492 that he'd sailed to India.

So, yeah, go on and keep celebrating Columbus Day if you want to honor the biggest idiot of 500 years ago.


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Today is Valentine's Day. Hawk and I both disdain the commercial traditions surrounding the day. We're glad that means neither of us feels pressure to do any of the stuff Corporate America wants us to spend lots of money doing. Instead of writing further about all the dumb things we don't do on Valentine's Day, I'll write about what we did do this Valentine's Day. For me, at least, that's taxes. As in, I got most of my tax filings done today.

Do Your Taxes on Valentine's Day!"But don't you just hate taxes?" a lot of people whine.

No, I don't. And I'll tell you why. 1) Paying taxes is our responsibility as citizens. Sure, I'd love to skip paying taxes and get everything for free, but that's just not adult. 2) Even though the process is way more complex in the US than in many other Western countries I don't find it that appalling.

Part of the common loathing of taxes is the trope of putting them off until the 11th hour and then panicking. Tax Day in the US is Thursday, April 15. The trope of people rushing to the post office late night on the 14th abounds. (Sophisticated procrastinators routinely file 6 month extensions... which only delays their panic to mid-October.) But why wait?

I worked on my tax filing done today because almost all the documents I need for it are ready already. W-2s were available weeks ago, as were the simplest 1099s. More of our 1099s came out two weeks ago, and the last I needed was released yesterday. Again: why wait?

It helps also that I've given myself even more of a head start than beginning 2 months before Tax Day. I actually started fourteen months ago. Every year I keep careful records starting on Jan 1. Another common trope about why taxes suck is sorting through a shoebox full of crumpled receipts. None of that here! My crumpled receipts are already presorted into folders by topic. 😏

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2020 was so awful even LiveJournal is bagging on it. They've run this picture with a caption about how optimistic they are for 2021.

LiveJournal "optimistic" about 2021

"Frank The Goat and Mr. Kapusta are optimistic about the future," was the caption posted underneath this picture. Yes, they're so optimistic that they're lighting their 2020 Christmas tree on fire. 🤣

Either way, good riddance to 2020.
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This morning as I walked downstairs I felt a moment of nostalgia. "It's Christmas morning," I remembered. "What presents have magically appeared under the tree?"

Of course it's been eleventy-someodd years since I believed in Santa Claus or presents magically appearing beneath a Christmas tree. It's also been not much less long since I actually believed in Christmas. ....Oh, I don't deny that Christmas exists. It's a religious holiday that's important to one of the world's large religions. I'm just not a religious person.

Bah, Humbug?

I've written about Christmas with the tag Bah Humbug on LiveJournal for years. Partly that's a personal inside joke, dating back years now to when I was in graduate school. The preeminent technical conference in my field had its annual submissions deadline in early January. Late December was crunch time to finish up our research and writing. That year I was working on not one, nor two, but three papers for the conference. It was mega crunch time. I recall I went to the lab sometime around 1pm on December 24th and left to go home at 7am, having pulled an all-nighter (one of many). Bah, Humbug!"I'm part of the Bah-Humbug Brigade!" I chuckled to myself as I settled down to sleep around 8 on Christmas morning.

Over the years since then I've kept Bah, Humbug as a meme to encapsulate my feeling of alienation at this time of year. Christmas is familiar to me because I grew up in a religious family celebrating it, and simultaneously foreign because I'm not longer religious and haven't celebrated it for years. At Christmastime I feel like I'm on the outside looking in through the glass with a tinge of longing— as well as a tinge of disgust at what it's become.

Of course I didn't invent the phrase Bah, Humbug. It entered our cultural lexicon with Charles Dickens's classic 1843 novel, A Christmas Carol. "Bah, humbug!" was the memorable refrain of the main character, Ebenezer Scrooge, a greedy man who scoffed at the religious significance of Christmas to anyone. He thought it was theft that his employees even wanted the day off to celebrate at home with their families.

I chuckle at saying "Bah, humbug!" but I'm not Scrooge. I don't deny the importance of Christmas to the 2-billion-plus Christians in the world. I'm just not one of them. But if you are, I'm happy for you.

Normally I Travel... Or Visit Friends...

Another way I'm not like Scrooge is that I don't intend to work on Christmas. ...Not since that one time years ago in grad school, anyway! Many years I take advantage of the time off my employer provides, and the generally slow place of business at this time of year, to travel. For example, last year Hawk and I landed in the US Virgin Islands on Christmas Eve and spent a busy Christmas day beach-hopping and touring on St. John Island. The year before we were in Puerto Iguazu, Argentina over Christmas.

This year, of course, a big trip isn't in the cards. Thanks, Coronavirus. But big trips aren't our only tradition. Sometimes we take a smaller trip, like visiting Yosemite for a weekend. Oops, not this year. Or we stay close to home and visit friends locally. Uh-oh, Coronavirus again! This year it's just going to be a quiet weekend, at home, by ourselves.

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