New Voicemail Greeting

[canyonwalker]

It occurred to me today I needed to change my voicemail greeting. Some actually left me a message and joked about the fact my greeting says it's 2022 when it's already 2023. Yes, I foolishly included the year in my outgoing message. It was:

Hi, this is Canyon Walker, and you've reached my voicemail. Since it's 2022 I assume you know what to do next....

Yeah, it was kind of a mistake to include the year in the message. That means I have to change it every 12 months! ...And I have been changing it every 12 months, as I've been using greetings like this for several years now.

So today I rerecorded my greeting. This time I took out the reference to the year.

Hi, this is Canyon Walker, and you've reached my— Wait, you know what? We've had voicemail for, like, thirty years now. I think you know what to do next.

Now I can go a few years before changing my message. 🤣

Comments

[canyonwalker]

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