A few nights ago I decided to
take the plunge and start watching Game of Thrones. Y'know, catch up with the 2010s (the show aired 2011-2019) before they're over. 🤣 Here are my thoughts as I watched through the premier episode. I'll mark spoilers though at this point, 10+ years since the episode aired, how many people
want to watch the episode and haven't?
It starts like a D&D game turned TV show...
As I watched the opening scenes of the episode I thought, "Hmm, this is a like a D&D game." Swords and sorcery stuff. Three intrepid guardsmen ride their horses through a tunnel blocked by locked gates at both ends. They emerge on the far side into a snowy winterscape. Behind them we see they've just tunneled under an unnaturally shaped mountain built like an enormous wall. Let's call it the Winterwall.
North of the Winterwall, where everything is way, way colder and snowier than 1/2 mile south, the guards are looking for a clan of savages, to check up on them or something. Guardsman 1 sneaks forward toward their encampment (they see smoke rising, indicating a campfire) and finds that
( Opening sequence spoilers.... ) Guardsman 1 flees.
Okay, so it's Lawful-Neutral...
Back south of the Winterwall, Guardsman 1 is apprehended as a deserter. It's a death sentence. The local baron— though they don't call him a baron, but that's totally the kind of title he'd have in any sensible D&D game— Ned Stark comes out to deliver the sentence
and perform the execution personally. Stark explains to his 10 year old son that it's important the people who pass judgment understand carrying it out.
Okay, I'm thinking, the law seems unnecessarily harsh— nobody cares
why Guardsman 1 fled, like most people don't even think to
ask because they assume whatever he says must be a lie and there can exist no proof or corroborating details for it— but Stark administers the law with a sense of reason. So, this D&D game setting is Lawful Neutral.
Puppies!
In the next arc of the episode Stark and his retinue are traveling back to the castle when they come across a large buck, killed and gored. Stark spots a trail and follows it to find a
( very important plot point-- wait, PUPPIES!! )The king visits; the D&D metaphor starts to falter
Back at
Baron Lord (because they avoid saying "Baron" like it's trademarked, or something) Stark's
castle building with lots of stones (they oddly avoid saying "castle", too) news has just arrived that the king is coming. Preparations must be made!
In terms of a D&D game this is where stories start to struggle. Because while most groups of players I've played with ask, no
beg, no
insist! that the game have politics & intrigue & roleplaying rather than just combat, whenever I give them a scenario that focuses on politics, intrigue, and roleplaying they withdraw and cop sulky attitudes until it's time to Roll Initiative again.
...Actually it's not everyone who'd get sulky about actual politics, intrigue, and roleplaying. There's a big subgroup of D&D players who see this as the perfect opportunity for
a robbery spree. 😨 They're like, "Everyone's busy feasting with the king? Cool, let's loot their homes and businesses while they're they're not looking!" 🤣
More raunchy sex than any D&D group has ever been comfortable with
Through the middle of the episode the storytelling alternates between scenes at not-Baron Stark's not-castle and a faraway land where siblings Viserys and Daenerys, children of a deposed king, are plotting their return to power.
( Sex, rape, more sex, more rape, but don't be late to dinner! ) Because, apparently, wanton meaningless sex is okay but being late to dinner is an unforgivable sin.
And just like that, it's an Evil game
All the raunchy sex and rape— and there's some I'm leaving out here for brevity— broke my suspension of disbelief for a moment. "What happened to this being a D&D TV show, a story of good-vs.-evil with the Whitewalkers as the villains growing in power?" I mused. Then I remembered that the Whitewalkers become big villains in, like,
season 6 or something. That means about 50 episodes of raunchy sex, incest, and rape until we get back to this being a proper D&D TV series.
Oh, then there's the last scene of the episode.
( Surprise! Genuinely evil.... ) And I'm like, "And just like that, this D&D game is an evil game."