Dec. 6th, 2021

canyonwalker: wiseguy (Default)
My company has been changing its security policies. We're implementing Okta integration for more and more of our internal applications. Okta is a SAML tool; see the remarkably lucid SAML explained in Plan English if you're curious to learn more.

The upside of using Okta (or another SAML tool) is that it provides common password access across disparate applications. For example, I now use Okta to authenticate once and then I have access to my Google Suite tools (email/calendar/Drive), Salesforce, Zoom, etc. without having to manage dozens of passwords and go through separate authentication challenges.

The downside is in the specifics of our policy. For one, we are using 2FA (two-factor authentication). In addition to entering a password I must use an app on my phone to get a rotating passcode. It's one of those 6-digit numbers that changes every 30 seconds. It's a nuisance to open my phone— when I'm using my company computer— open an app— I don't let it run constantly because it's a battery pig— and type the number in to my computer before it expires.

That nuisance would be minor if it were once a day. And that's problem two: it's not. Our policy is the authentication expires after 8 hours. I presume that's because that's supposed to be a workday. Who designed this, the French? The last time I had workdays of exactly 8 hours (or less) was when I worked part-time, in a restaurant, in my teens. Every professional or semi-professional job I've had spans more than 8 hours a day... if only because there's a break for lunch in the middle!

Worse, the integration is currently flaky. Many applications don't recognize the Okta session I authenticate from other apps. So I'm having to do the goddamn lookup-a-new-2FA-code thing repeatedly during the day— which was the whole fucking point NOT to do!

But even when that's smoother out there's still the 8 hour thing. Guess what I'll be doing a lot less of? Yup, checking email on nights and weekends. You want security Mr. Employer? Yup, you'll have a more secure system because I'll use it less.

Update: A mix of good news/bad news, but mostly good news:
  1. The 2FA app is actually easy to use in conjunction with the login page on my computer. Okta smoothed out some UX defects that every previous app I've used for this suffered.
  2. The company soon increased the 8 hour window to 10 hours. That means I rarely have to reauth during a workday.
  3. The company set it so we basically never have to reauth to check email on our mobile devices. That seems like a huge security hole... though I imagine they realized the alternative was an end to virtually all after-hours work.

canyonwalker: I see dumb people (i see dumb people)
Today as I was buying lunch a woman came in behind me not wearing a mask. The employee at the register told her she'd need to put one on or leave, pointing to one of many signs in the store that said the same thing. What came next was a litany of excuses, ultimately all in bad faith.

Customer: Did I forget to wear my mask?
Cashier: ...
Customer: Am I the only one here not wearing one?
Cashier: ...
Customer: Do I really got to [sic]?
Cashier: ...
Customer: Do you have one to give me?
Cashier: ...
Customer: I think it's in my car.
Cashier: ...
Customer: Actually my husband took it at home
Cashier: ...
Customer: Okay, I have it in my pocket. *puts mask on*

All those excuses when she had a mask the whole damn time.

It amazes me that people around here still think they can pass off, "What? I didn't know!" type excuses when masks have been required in this area for more than 18 months.

canyonwalker: Sullivan, a male golden eagle at UC Davis Raptor Center (Golden Eagle)
Last Monday, November 29, 15-year-old Ethan Crumbley opened fire with a handgun in his high school in Oxford, Michigan. He killed 4 students and injured 6 other students and 1 teacher. The gun had been purchased just days before as an early Christmas gift to him. While school shootings, and shootings by minors, are sadly not uncommon in the US, one thing is different about this case. In addition to charging the teen with multiple counts of homicide and attempted homicide, the Oakland County (MI) district attorney has charged the parents, too. They face multiple counts of involuntary manslaughter. Example news coverage: "Key moments surrounding Michigan high school shooting", Associated Press, 4 Dec 2021.

Prosecutors have yet to present their case for charging the parents, James and Jennifer Crumbley. Based on facts that are known now it seems to relate to a) their purchase of the gun as a gift for him, b) possession of a firearm by an underage person is illegal in most circumstances in Michigan, and c) their disregard for signs that Ethan was contemplating a violent attack. Especially as regards (c), Ethan was reported at school by a teacher who saw him using a school computer to read about guns and ammunition. After a required parental notification his mother texted him, "Lol. I’m not mad at you. You have to learn not to get caught."

Later another teacher spotted Ethan with a drawing so disturbing she took a picture with her cellphone and reported it to school leadership. According to reports:

It includes a drawing of a handgun and the words: “The thoughts won’t stop. Help me.” Also depicted is a bullet with the words “blood everywhere” above a person who appears to have been shot twice and is bleeding. A laughing emoji is drawn below the figure. The note also says “my life is useless” and “the world is dead.”

School administrators summoned the parents to school to discuss the material, but the parents denied there was anything wrong with it. They refused to take their son out of school for the day. And they chose not to disclose that he had access to a firearm.

Police conducted a manhunt for the parents after charges against them were announced. While their attorney says they were getting ready to turn themselves in, the facts suggest something different: they had withdrawn a large amount of money from ATMs, and were found hiding in an art studio having already fled the jurisdiction. Accordingly, the judge set their bail at $500,000 and they are currently in jail.

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