canyonwalker: Better Call Saul starring Bob Odenkirk (better call saul)
Yesterday I wrote about a con Jimmy McGill and ride-or-die friend Kim Wexler pull against a prosecutor in Better Call Saul ep. 4.08 to get her to reduce the charges against Jimmy's associate, Huell Babineaux. At Kim's suggestion Jimmy wrote a bunch of letters as a fake letter-writing campaign from ordinary citizens of Huell's hometown, attesting to what a wonderful person Huell is and promising the judge to come protest his unjust prosecution at trial. The judge tells the prosecutor to offer a plea bargain to keep the case away from trial. The prosecutor, suspecting the syrupy sweet letters of being phony, takes them back to her office and sets her team to investigate them.

This is where Jimmy is three steps ahead of them.

First, those letters from people in Coushatta, Louisiana are all mailed from Coushatta— a real town. Jimmy traveled there by bus to post the letters from the tiny town's post office.

Next, many of the letter included phone numbers for the people who supposedly wrote them. Those phone numbers....?

Jimmy and his TV crew trick a prosecutor to save Huell from jail (Better Call Saul ep. 4.08)

Remember Jimmy— actually he did this as Saul— the phone salesman from a few episodes ago? Yeah, those phone numbers are all real. They go to a bank of phones Jimmy purchased and set up in his office. And he's hired his 3 member film crew of UNM students, including "Drama Girl", his script-writing and makeup consultant, to answer the phones. They put on laughably thick Cajun accents and downhome mannerisms as they impersonate eah of the letter writers the ADA and her staff check up on. Jimmy himself lays it on thick as the pastor of the Free Will Baptist Church, while "Sound Guy" plays a recording of church organ music in the background.

Oh, and Free Will Baptist Church? You know the prosecutor and her team are going to Google that. They're not idiots. But again, Jimmy is ahead of them. And the showrunners hid an Easter egg.

Better Call Saul easter egg - real website for phony Free Will Baptist Church (screencap Apr 2025)

The prosecutor's team pulls up the church's webpage. It's got a photo carousel of Huell Babineux being thanked by various members of the community— including firefighters thanking him for rescuing senior citizens from a burning building. The prosecutor, at this point, gives up. She contacts Kim to offer a plea bargain.

When I saw this come up on a laptop screen in the show, following the crazy accents on the phones, I was practically crying with laughter. Then after watching the episode I discovered something even better— an Easter egg.

That pic from the website? It's not a a screen-cap from the TV series; it's a screenshot I made by visiting https://www.freewill-baptistchurch.com. Yes, the Free Will Baptist Church of Coushatta, Louisiana is fake... but it has a real website we fans can visit!

The main page has the aforementioned photo carousel of Huell Babineaux (Lavell Crawford) and his many charitable acts. The "Testimonials" page has 3 audio recordings of the Better Call Saul cast pretending to be small town parishioners. If you call the number on the website, you hear a recording of Bob Odenkirk's hilarious rendition of a Cajun preacher. And the "Donate" button really works— though it redirects to a real, legit charity, the Food Bank of Louisiana.

canyonwalker: I see dumb people (i see dumb people)
I have a habit of clicking on Buzzfeed listicles in my newsfeed. They're generally light, vaguely amusing reading, perfect for browsing when I'm sitting down at lunch. Occasionally they're even very insightful, such as the listicle that inspired me to write The Unwritten Rules of Being Poor. But most of the time they're just vaguely insipid. Today, though, I clicked on one that was actively stupid.

"Non-Rich People Are Sharing Subtly Obvious Signs Of Wealth, And Honestly, It's Pretty Eye-Opening" the title blared. "Eye-Opening" isn't the term I'd use to describe it. In fact the whole headline buries the lede. It should be something more like, "Online Randos Mock a Question We Post on Reddit, And We're So Lame We Can't Tell We're Being Mocked."

Here are just a few of the things Buzzfeed included in its list of things of subtle signs you're rich:

  • You own a refrigerator with a water dispenser
  • You buy new furniture rather than used
  • You visit the doctor or dentist for non-emergency health care
  • Your mom eats dinner with you instead of pretending she's not hungry because she can't afford enough food for everyone
  • Your Crayola Crayons come in one of those boxes with a built-in crayon sharpener
  • You have a basketball hoop in the driveway
  • You live in a house with stairs
  • You can afford a new mattress
  • You take a vacation that's not visiting family

I grew up in a working-class family (lower-middle class) and had two-thirds of these. Including a mom who could afford to eat. Because, yeah, that's a sign of wealth. 🙄


canyonwalker: My other car is a pair of hiking boots (in beauty I walk)
On Saturday this past weekend we hiked the Kentucky Falls trail in Oregon. It's about 50 miles west of Eugene in the Siuslaw National Forest. It was part of our busy Saturday with visiting the Cascades Raptor Center and then going hiking.

Kentucky Falls is in a somewhat remote area. Traffic was initially heavy on highway 126 as we drove west from Eugene. The city has expanded a lot to the west since the last time we visited, several years ago. Traffic tapered off as we entered the coast range mountains, then became fairly sparse as we turned off the highway onto Forest Service and BLM roads. These at least were in better condition than during our previous visit to Kentucky Falls in 2016.

...Yes, we've been to Kentucky Falls before. So why go back? Well, click the link above to see why they're worth going back to. Or just scroll down for more.

Kentucky Falls, Siuslaw National Forest, Oregon (Jul 2023)

The trail to Kentucky Falls starts off easy at first, dropping gently into a creek canyon surrounded with mixed-growth forest. The trail then descends more steeply down a switchback to near the base of Kentucky Falls, a two-tier waterfall about 100 feet high.

This view from near the base disguises the upper tier of the falls. Here's a view from higher up on the trail that shows the upper tier(s) better:

Kentucky Falls view from the trail above (Jul 2023)

I captured this photo on the walk back out. The vantage point is hard to spot on the way in because it requires turning around to look backwards. So it's easy to miss on the way in but easy to catch on the way out.

Based on these two photos you might think all I did was hike to Kentucky Falls. If that's all I had done, this trail would have been worth the effort. Kentucky Falls is only about .75 mile in from the trailhead and entails an ascent of a few hundred feet on the return. But put in the work to go 2 miles in, and climb out an extra several hundred feet on the return, and there are two more waterfalls here just as nice as this one. Stay tuned for those!

In beauty I walk.

canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
San Antonio Travelog #2
Airport hotel - Sat, 27 May 2023, 10am

Last night was a late night getting into San Antonio. Our flight was scheduled to land at 1:20am. Yes, we booked that schedule on purpose! The alternative was to leave this morning and burn most of Saturday traveling out here. Even though the flight was actually a few minutes early to land, and even though we hailed an Uber quickly to our hotel a mere 6 minutes away, it was still going on 2am by the time we got settled in our room.

We arranged a 2pm late checkout when we arrived at the Marriott TownePlace Suites, just in case we were wrecked and wanted to sleep in 'til noon. Instead we got up around 9:20, in plenty of time to get some breakfast downstairs.

Breakfast at an airport hotel in San Antonio (May 2023)

The breakfast room was crowded with people hacking and coughing and not wearing masks (Texas, y'all!) so I considered bringing my plate of food back to the room. But then I spied tables on the patio next to the pool. I snapped this picture (above) to compare it to breakfast in Grand Cayman (click the link to compare pics). Yeah, similar idea, very different execution. Oh, and beyond the pool is... a view of a freeway interchange.

Marriott TownePlace Suites or Freeway OffRamp Suites? (May 2023)

What's next? Well, we booked this hotel near the airport because we knew we'd be getting in late. We didn't need for it to be great, just comfortable. To be fair, that pool looks like it would be a nice place to spend some time, even if the view from it is freeway overpasses. But for the next two nights we have a nicer place booked. We'll be staying at the Holiday Inn downtown right on San Antonio's famous Riverwalk. We spent up a bit to get a balcony room overlooking the Riverwalk. We'll probably check out of Freeway OffRamp Suites soon and head there.

canyonwalker: A toast with 2 glasses of beer. Cheers! (beer tasting)
It's been a while since I've blogged about my Beer Tasting 2022 project. My previous entry was almost 4 months ago. Here it is 2023 already... so much for the "2022" part of that title!

Where I left off back in September was with a pair of Oktoberfest beers. (Yes, Oktoberfest happens in September. For an explainer on that and other things about Oktoberfest, click the link.) In that round I compared a US Oktoberfest beer to a German Oktoberfest beer. They're different styles! (That's one of those things. Click the link.) I preferred the US's use of the older Märzen style so for Oktoberfest Round 2 I focused on 2 US beers.

A pair of American Oktoberfest beers - Leinenkugel's and Firestone Walker (Sep 2022)

For this taste test I paired the previous round's winner, Leinenkugel's Oktoberfest, with Firestone Walker Oaktoberfest. Leinenkugel's is rich and slight sweet, typical of the Märzen style. (If you're wondering what Märzen is... you guessed it! Click the link.) Firestone Walker is like the same thing but with the intensity turned up a notch or two. The Firestone Walker wasn't bad but it did taste overdone. It comes on too strong, like it's trying to prove it's the most Märzen-y Märzen that ever Märzened. I prefer the less in-your-face profile of Leinenkugel's. It's a good beer for relaxing with a glass all by itself or with rich food.


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