canyonwalker: Better Call Saul starring Bob Odenkirk (better call saul)
Yesterday I wrote about a con Jimmy McGill and ride-or-die friend Kim Wexler pull against a prosecutor in Better Call Saul ep. 4.08 to get her to reduce the charges against Jimmy's associate, Huell Babineaux. At Kim's suggestion Jimmy wrote a bunch of letters as a fake letter-writing campaign from ordinary citizens of Huell's hometown, attesting to what a wonderful person Huell is and promising the judge to come protest his unjust prosecution at trial. The judge tells the prosecutor to offer a plea bargain to keep the case away from trial. The prosecutor, suspecting the syrupy sweet letters of being phony, takes them back to her office and sets her team to investigate them.

This is where Jimmy is three steps ahead of them.

First, those letters from people in Coushatta, Louisiana are all mailed from Coushatta— a real town. Jimmy traveled there by bus to post the letters from the tiny town's post office.

Next, many of the letter included phone numbers for the people who supposedly wrote them. Those phone numbers....?

Jimmy and his TV crew trick a prosecutor to save Huell from jail (Better Call Saul ep. 4.08)

Remember Jimmy— actually he did this as Saul— the phone salesman from a few episodes ago? Yeah, those phone numbers are all real. They go to a bank of phones Jimmy purchased and set up in his office. And he's hired his 3 member film crew of UNM students, including "Drama Girl", his script-writing and makeup consultant, to answer the phones. They put on laughably thick Cajun accents and downhome mannerisms as they impersonate eah of the letter writers the ADA and her staff check up on. Jimmy himself lays it on thick as the pastor of the Free Will Baptist Church, while "Sound Guy" plays a recording of church organ music in the background.

Oh, and Free Will Baptist Church? You know the prosecutor and her team are going to Google that. They're not idiots. But again, Jimmy is ahead of them. And the showrunners hid an Easter egg.

Better Call Saul easter egg - real website for phony Free Will Baptist Church (screencap Apr 2025)

The prosecutor's team pulls up the church's webpage. It's got a photo carousel of Huell Babineux being thanked by various members of the community— including firefighters thanking him for rescuing senior citizens from a burning building. The prosecutor, at this point, gives up. She contacts Kim to offer a plea bargain.

When I saw this come up on a laptop screen in the show, following the crazy accents on the phones, I was practically crying with laughter. Then after watching the episode I discovered something even better— an Easter egg.

That pic from the website? It's not a a screen-cap from the TV series; it's a screenshot I made by visiting https://www.freewill-baptistchurch.com. Yes, the Free Will Baptist Church of Coushatta, Louisiana is fake... but it has a real website we fans can visit!

The main page has the aforementioned photo carousel of Huell Babineaux (Lavell Crawford) and his many charitable acts. The "Testimonials" page has 3 audio recordings of the Better Call Saul cast pretending to be small town parishioners. If you call the number on the website, you hear a recording of Bob Odenkirk's hilarious rendition of a Cajun preacher. And the "Donate" button really works— though it redirects to a real, legit charity, the Food Bank of Louisiana.

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Several weeks ago a friend of mine used the phrase, "The enshittification of everything" in conversation. It rattled around in my head for a few days, definitely striking a chord. We'd been grousing to each other about the decline in various services, and the phrase was a deliciously colorful way to capture the growing frustration that we can't have nice things, anymore. Also, I thought I'd heard it somewhere else before, but I wasn't sure where. So after a few days I looked it up online to see where else I might have heard it.

It turns out "enshittification" is a relatively new term. It was coined in a November 2022 blog by writer Cory Doctorow. (Wikipedia article on enshittification.) As you might parse from the roots of the word itself:

en•shit•ti•fi•ca•tion, n: a process by which something becomes shitty, or shittier. {my own definition}

But there's more to it than just the simple linguistic parsing of the word. And it's just not a general frustration with things getting worse in recent years, like what's happened to almost everything between inflation and shrinkflation. Doctorow coined enshittification in a specific context talking about how online platforms, particularly social media but also commerce and search, deteriorate in quality. More specifically, Doctorow described 3 stages these platforms go through as a function of their business model. I summarize it like this:


  • First, the platform delivers great value to its users. This means running the business at a loss but it builds a strong user base and locks users in via the network effect.

  • Second, the platform abuses users as it shifts to delivering value to its business customers. This builds a base of paying customers who get locked in because that's where the audiences are, and gets the platform on track toward profitability.

  • Third, the platform abuses its business customers to take more profit for itself and its shareholders. After too much of this, users and advertisers will start to peel away because they feel the frustration just isn't worth the lock-in. The presence of a compelling competitor accelerates this and hastens the platform's demise; giant companies erecting legal barriers to competition slows it.

Doctorow's blog was republished in Locus in January 2023 and expanded and republished in Wired in January 2023. In February 2024 he published a further expansion in an op-ed in the Financial Times. The term enshittification itself was chosen by the American Dialect Society as its 2023 Word of the Year.

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So many places on the web want you to sign up with a name and email address in exchange for access to content or services. As an end user I'm like, "I just want this one free thing you're offering, I don't want you to spam me with daily advertisements for the next umpteen years!" So I have an alter ego identity I use.

Here's how I signed in for free wifi at the airport recently:

I feel sorry for all the spam the real Hugh.Jass@gmail.com is getting 🤣

Yup, Hugh Jass is my alter ego. I've been joining webinars, downloading free pdfs, and connecting to airport wifi as Hugh for years.

"Wait, why's this tagged as humor?" you may ask.

Read the name. Say the name. Hugh Jass. It sure sounds like "Huge Ass", doesn't it?

I'm hardly the first person to make this joke, of course. It's one the names Bart Simpson uses to prank bar owner Moe in The Simpsons, as far back as at least the early 1990s. There was even a 1991 episode in which a guy named Hugh Jass actually answered the phone at Moe's Tavern, foiling Bart's prank.

What about a real-life Hugh Jass? A quick web search finds a number of hits, though many of them are pages discussing pranks. LinkedIn claims there are 240 contacts matching "Hugh Jass"... though there, too, the top hit looked like it was an account created as a joke. But at least a few others at cursory glance seemed like they could be legit.

As far as hugh.jass@gmail.com... whoever owns that I'm address, I'm sorry for the extra spam I create for you. 🤣
canyonwalker: Malign spirits in TV attempt to kill viewer (tv)
Yesterday I wrote about how comparing things to memorable dates can make you feel old. For example, do you remember the Apple Macintosh? (I do.) Well, the Apple Macintosh launched closer to WWII than to today. 😳

That's a form of comparison I described as "X happened closer to Y than to today." Another type of comparison that can make you feel old is to consider what would happen if memorable TV shows or movies about times past were remade today.

Back to the Future, 2024 edition

For example, Back to the Future was released in 1985. If it were remade today (2024), it would feature hero Marty McFly traveling back in time to... 1994.

If Back to the Future were made in 2024, Marty would travel back to 1994

Marty would be like, "Hey, where can I get on the Internet?"

And he'd cringe when old-time Doc Brown says, "Oh, you mean AOL?"

Then he'd meet his parents at a high school dance listening to oldies music from Ace of Base and Salt-n-Pepa.

Okay, let's try another one.

That '00s Show

If they remade That 70s Show today it'd be That 00s Show. The teen nostalgia show that aired from 1998 to 2006 portrayed the years 1976-1979. So today it'd premier with teens living in 2002.

That 70s Show

Teens in That 00s Show would be sitting in someone's parents' basement together after school sharing their fears about more 9-11 style attacks, lockdown drills, the war in Afghanistan, and whether the US would invade other countries, too, like Iraq.

They'd be trash-talking about which movie, Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, each of which had just been released months earlier, was better.

The kids would likely have internet access to help pass the time... but it would be slow because it'd be a dial-up connection. The warble of the modem connecting would be a regular sound effect indicating what was happening. And somebody's mom picking up the phone and breaking the connection while downloading music illegally would be a regular trope. Oh, and in later seasons the kids would discover this great new teens-focused service, MySpace. 🤣
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Recently I've gone on my clothes shopping spree for 2023. Over the past 6 weeks I've bought 9 shirts and 1 pair of trousers. I call this my 2023 shopping spree because the last time I bought more than 1 item at a time was when I bought 8 shirts... in May 2021. (BTW, this recent set of 9 shirts are long sleeve while the 2021 set was short sleeve. I'm replacing different wardrobes in different years!)

This time, as with the last few times around, I did all my shopping online. That still seems a bit new to me as I resisted online clothes shopping for a few years. Oh, it's not because I'm afraid of technology or online identity theft or anything like that. I've been buying things online, including major purchases, regularly since 1997. It's just that buying clothes online took me a while to warm up to because details of color and especially sizing are so crucial, and you can't be sure of those online.

"Oh, but you can buy stuff online and return what doesn't fit," people assured me. Yes, I always knew that was possible. But it seemed like abusing the returns policy to me to order lots of stuff, 2, 3 or even 4 different sizes and colors, planning to return more than half of it.

What tipped me over was seeing that even traditional brick-and-mortar store chains were embracing online clothes shopping. As part of that they were implicitly endorsing the practice of plan-to-return-most-of-it necessary to make buying clothes online an actual, reasonable thing.

Speaking of returns, I did make a few this time. Those 9 shirts and 1 pair of trousers I mentioned are only the items I kept. I returned 2 other shirts because their colors didn't look as good in person as in the photos, and 2 other clothes items because they were inches shy of fitting properly even relative to the sizing chart the manufacturer provided. Overall 10/14 seems like a good hit rate. It's better than the 2/8 keeper rate I had on a buying spree earlier in 2021.
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My company has a number of internal Slack channels dedicated to security issues, including one where alerts about security threats are shared. Today two of these channels had messages from different staff members who were concerned about a text message apparently all of us in the US received from a hither-to unknown number.

I saw this message, too. It included a link it asked us to click through to manage information about our payroll. Such messages reasonable raise a bit of skepticism as asking people to confirm financial information is a common scam nowadays. Scammers pretend to be a company the victim does business with, whether that be a bank, PayPal, eBay, etc.

The key word is pretend. Not all email/text/etc. coming from your bank, PayPal, eBay, etc. is fake. Some of it is legit. How can you tell? Well, shit, it's actually not hard! For starters, look at the actual URL of the link. Does it go to the website of a company you do business with? If so, it's legit. (Be sure you see the actual link target as opposed to what the link displays as, if the medium allows those two to be different.)  If it goes anywhere else, it's not.

Today's momentarily suspicious text message was from the company that does our payroll. I recognized their name because, well, they've been delivering my paychecks for 10 months. I regularly log on to their web portal to check my paystub details, too. And the link actually went to their domain, as opposed to unheardofsite.foreigncountry/link. But that didn't stop some of my colleagues from working themselves into a lather online.

"I guess this is spacm as I did not sign up for that," wrote one.
"I believe this is a fraud attempt to hack into our personal information," another responded.
"I don't recognize this company name at all," added the first.

That's your payroll, dumbass, I wanted to respond.

Look, I get it: in 2023 there's plenty of reason to be suspicious of links in text and email. There are plenty of fraudsters out there. But you can't dismiss every link as fake and an attempt at theft— especially when it's so trivial to vet legit links from fake ones.

Oh, and maybe pay attention to who's giving you thousands of dollars every two weeks. What are you, a crooked politician?

canyonwalker: My other car is a pair of hiking boots (in beauty I walk)
First off, yes, I'm still writing about our trip to West Virginia and North Carolina from last month. Yes, it's over 3 weeks since we returned home and I still haven't cleared the backlog of journal entries from it. But now I'm almost done. One of these last few I'm going to switch into the present tense instead of tying it to a particular day or location. Partly that's because it's about a question we discussing numerous times on the trip: "There are so many amazing waterfalls in North Carolina, why didn't we hike them when we lived here?"

Like I said, the thought occurred to us not just once but multiple times over the course of a few days. I blogged once about it already; see Why didn't we do this when we LIVED here? That blog reflects our first discussion on the matter. We came up with a few answers, partial answers, to the question. They still left us wondering. As we thought about it more we found better clarity. Ultimately the conundrum of "Why didn't we do this years ago?" comes down to three big things: Information, Money, and Time.

1) Information was arguably the biggest obstacle to us visiting all these waterfalls, or even a few of them, when we lived in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, many years ago. For this trip we found so much information online in website and blogs and via apps like AllTrails. When we were in NC in the mid 90s none of that existed. We had to find info in books. And yes, there were books back then. We saw plenty of books about waterfall hikes in gift shops on this trip, in 2023. But in the 1990s those books were fewer and not as widely distributed. ...And, no, it's not for lack of looking. Back in the 1990s "Let's stop in this bookstore and look around" was a regular thing. And I did find books on hiking in the state... but only a few, and most of them weren't very lucid. It's nothing like the wealth of information a person can find online with a minute or two of searching today.

2) Money. Money was another big obstacle. As "poor starving grad students" the idea of spending a weekend going somewhere and staying at a hotel for a few nights was pretty much outside the realm of possibility for us. We were happy doing day-trips... and indeed we did several memorable day-trips the summer we lived together in Chapel Hill. But getting over to the part of the state we visited on this 2023 trip would've taken most of a day just for the round-trip drive, leaving not that much time for actually hiking. It would've worked better as a weekend getaway— which we could ill afford.

3) Time. "Time is our most precious resource," I've said many times. Alas when I was a poor, starving grad student I wasn't just poor and starving. ...Actually I wasn't starving; I always had enough to eat. What I didn't have was free time. As a grad student you internalize that there is always, always, something else you should be doing to advance your studies. The mindset is not 9-to-5, it's 24/7. Everything that's not actively getting you closer to your doctorate, or to a publication, is a poor choice you should reconsider. Thus the number of trips I took in my 3 years in North Carolina was very few. Yes, it's ironic that now, many years later, I find it easier to carve out the time to travel to North Carolina from across the country than to visit it more widely when I lived there. But that's life.... Or rather, grad student life.
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We sold our old dining room set! Recall we bought a new table and chairs three weeks ago and had it delivered a few days later. That meant selling the old set... which didn't work so well at first. We wondered if "kids these days" still use Craigslist (where we advertised). Yes, they do; we just needed to give it more time. A lower asking price might have helped, too.

Our old dining room table, after almost 19 years (Jul 2023)

A prospective buyer texted Hawk on Friday afternoon. Good news/bad news: It was our first nibble in over two weeks. Bad news: it was one hour before we were trying to leave for the weekend!

Hawk asked if they could come right away to avoid waiting until Monday. They agreed! They arrived a bit after 5:30pm Friday, negotiated the price down a bit, then started carrying the pieces out to their car. Note relative to the pic above: the table leaves unscrew and the 18" wide leaf in the center can be removed. They got the main table top, the leaf, all the legs, and two of the chairs in their car. We agreed on a time Monday afternoon for them to come back and get the remaining 4 chairs.

One thing amusing all around about this transaction is that the buyers recognize the set. A middle-aged man owned a set virtually like this, if not exactly like this, for many years. When he replaced his set a few years ago he sold it to his niece who was furnishing her first apartment. Well, now his daughter is furnishing her first apartment. This one's now hers! She quipped as we were carrying the table out to her car, "I grew up with this table. Now I'll feel like I'm back home again!"

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Ahead of our new dining table arriving a few days ago we listed the old one for sale. "We'll put it on Craigslist and if we get no bites there after several days, we'll try Freecycle or donate it to Goodwill," we agreed. But then I paused for a moment to ask, do kids these days still use Craigslist?

Craigslist is kind of a Gen X thing. It's familiar to us because we're both Gen Xers. But what about younger generations? I figure a target demographic for selling decent quality used furniture online is people in their early to mid 20s, those looking to furnish an apartment for the first time. That's Gen Z.

Where does Gen Z go to buy & sell stuff like used furniture? Facebook Marketplace was the only other thing I could come up with. Both Hawk and I are FB objectors, though, and we weren't going to let Mark Zuckerberg scrape our entrails just so we could get a couple hundred bucks for a table and 6 chairs. So we listed the dining room set on Craigslist.

We listed the table and chairs on Craigslist. And after 3 days we'd gotten... nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even a single ping.

I suggested we ask someone literally in the target demographic we're trying to reach: our niece, Tessa. She's in her early 20s and coincidentally just moved into her first apartment. (If she weren't 2,500 miles away we probably would've just given her the table and chairs.) We texted her and had this conversation:

Hey Tessa. Aunt Hawk and I have an "Okay, Boomer" type question. We're trying to sell our dining table and chairs, and we've gotten zero hits on Craigslist. Where do younger adults today, people at the age to be furnishing an apartment for the first time, look for used furniture?

HAHAHAHAHA

I mean I still use Craigslist!


Tessa went on to explain that one of her friends had just found an apartment on Craigslist. She confirmed that Facebook Marketplace is popular among friends her age, too, though that for buying furniture she and her boyfriend bought most of theirs from local thrift shops.

We'll try one more time with Craigslist then probably donate if it we can't sell it. But dang, it would've been nice to get a few hundred back to defray the cost of the new furniture we bought.

Update: We sold the table a few days later— to a good home!
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One of the oldest websites in my bookmarks list, a site I've been reading regularly for twenty-three years, has survived nearly being shut down. Earlier this year, DPReview.com, aka Digital Photography Review, announced its imminent closure. Amazon, its parent company since 2007, chose to close it as part of strategic reduction initiative begun late last year. Just recently it found a buyer to keep it going.

Digital Photography Review, DPReview.com

Reaction from the photography community to news in March of Amazon shuttering the site was immense. DPReview is an enormously popular website among photographers, a hub for both information about photography gear as well as lively discussion in dozens of forums it hosts. Nothing else in the space is as comprehensive.

Three Months in Zombie Mode

Amazon promised to keep DPReview.com up for a little while so contributors could archive their own writings. The thing was, how? And where? There is simply no alternative to the comprehensive site that DPReview.com built itself into years ago. Other sites in the space do only small bits of what DPReview did.

DPReview.com surprisingly continued on over the past few months. Even the site's news-and-reviews editorial content kept on. There was about a one week stop in news-and-reviews editorial content, then surprisingly it crept back to life. First there were best-of type articles, then new product reviews again. Meanwhile the forums, which we were warned would go read-only imminently and then disappear entirely, kept on going, too. What was happening?

A New Lease on Life

What I surmise was happening— since Amazon and DPReview are not telling us— is two-fold. One, Amazon realized that with the huge number of page views the site draws it's a money-maker. Maybe not as much of a moneymaker as Amazon wants but potentially enough for someone. Two, Amazon realized it would thus be better to sell it to someone rather than shut it down and write it off as a total loss, so they kept it going the few months it took to find a buyer and complete a sale.

DPReview.com is now owned by Gear Patrol. If you're like, "WTF is Gear Patrol?" I don't blame you. I've been reading DPReview.com for twenty-three years and even I don't know who they are. But I'm glad they stepped up to buy this great property and I look forward to continuing to visit it a few times a week.

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Yesterday I wrote about going bald. To be clear, I don't mean "going" as in, "I'm shaving my head tomorrow." I'm talking about the normal, natural condition of gradual hair loss that's been playing out for, at this point, a few decades.

Anyway, after posting that blog entry yesterday I saw a feature about going bald in my newsfeed this morning. It's "The art of growing bald gracefully", posted on CNN.com. My guy response was, "Oh, great, I post a blog about baldness and now all the advertising spyware that's on major websites chooses to show me articles like this." But a quick click through to the article shows it was published today. So, yes, it's genuinely in CNN.com's feed, it's not something they dug up and fed to me because they (or their advertising platform) are able spy on my web browsing.

The author of this article, Oscar Holland, has gone through a situation similar to mine, though he's farther along it than I am. He proposed that there are "three important dates" in every balding man's life:

There are three important days in every bald(ing) man's life: The day you realize you're losing your hair, the day you realize you should shave off what remains, and the day you finally do. Growing bald gracefully is about reducing the gap between these milestones as far as possible.
I agree. I actually came to the same conclusion back in my mid 20s when I first noticed the creeping hairline and the strands of hair left in my hairbrush every morning. I resolved even then that I would age gracefully, not vainly. As I asserted in yesterday's blog, I would not comb my last three strands of hair sideways over the top of my head. I'd shave it all off first.

Thankfully it's not yet time to shave. Per the 3 days Holland describes, I'm still between #1 and #2. I've had a much longer run from #1 to #2 than I expected. My hair still looks good from the front. But at the same time I know that day #2 is closer than ever before. Day #3, when I choose to be completely bald, will not follow far behind.

canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
The website Digital Photography Review, aka DPReivew.com, is closing after nearly 25 years on the web. This loss hits me personally as I'm a fan of digital photography, and the site has been my mainstay for news & reviews about digital photography for more than 20 years.

Digital Photography Review, dpreview.com

DPReview was founded in 1999 by Phil Askey. Amazon purchased it in 2007. In January this year Amazon decided to shutter it as part of its workforce realignment. The news was shared publicly earlier this month.

I discovered DPReview in 2000, not long after Phil Askey created it. Back then digital photography was just entering the mainstream. I'd had access to digital imaging equipment for several years before that— first as a grad student researcher in digital imaging and then as an engineer at computer hardware companies. Our lab equipment wasn't consumer grade. It definitely wasn't consumer price. In the year 2000 that started to change: digital cameras entered the realm of consumer affordability. And what you could buy for, say, $800, could produce compelling images as opposed to just being a nifty (but pricey) toy.

🎵 Catch a Wave and You're Sitting on Top of the World 🏄‍♂️ 🎵

I was part of that early wave of consumers who said, "I want to buy a digital camera!" The question was, which one? The industry was moving so fast that traditional media struggled to keep up. In its place appeared a slew of digital photography websites created by Internet-savvy enthusiasts. I remember having 4 or 5 of them bookmarked and checking them all at least once a week. Among them, DPReview pulled out to an early lead. Founder Phil Askey was earnest about staying on top of things and improving his own skill as a critical reviewer. In addition, his inclusion of discussion forums on the site made it a real standout versus the rest that were strictly one-way publishing sites.

What's the point of all that? It's two points, actually. One, DPReview was in the right place at the right time— there for the meteoric rise of digital photography. Two, Askey, the site's founder, made choices early on that distinguished his site in a crowded field. His site grew bigger and bigger, which attracted more ad revenue, which allowed him to hire staff to help the site grow even bigger, etc. Take the fact that Amazon bought him out— and kept DPReview running basically as what it was— as the mark of his success.

What Fills the Void?

I remarked above that the closure of DPReview is a personal loss. It's not just a matter of nostalgia. Twenty-three years DPReview remains my primary source of information about photography. In that time I've purchased 7 generations of digital cameras. All were with extensive research on that website. I've been researching my next purchase, too. It might be later this year. But now I'll have to figure out where else to go for information that is as comprehensive, as up-to-date, and as professional.

RIP, DPReview.



canyonwalker: My other car is a pair of hiking boots (in beauty I walk)
Colorado Travelog #21
Ouray, CO - Tuesday, 5 Jul 2022, 5:50pm

As we wrapped up our hike at Box Canyon Falls a few minutes ago I asked Hawk to remind me how we planned this trip. "A few years ago we were looking up waterfall hikes in Colorado, saw a cluster of them in Telluride, and decided to go," she said. Indeed, we built a trip around the kernel of spending a few days in Telluride. But visiting Telluride isn't the only thing in Colorado that's been on our list. There's a place that's been on my list for more than 30 years. 😨

I got on the Internet for the first time in 1990. Yeah, I know, a long time ago! One of the fun things to do back then was scour public ftp sites for cool digital pictures to display. There was no Google back then; Google wasn't founded until 1998. Even Yahoo didn't start until 1994. Early internauts exchanged lists of site addresses in text mediums like Usenet News groups and then visited them one-by-one, browsing through their file subdirectories, to see what they had.

This is where a lot of wise-asses would say, "I bet it was porn!" And they would be wrong. Porn online wasn't a big thing back then. (Why? Frankly, because it was several years before a scalable e-commerce mechanism was constructed to profit from it.)

Here was one of the first pictures I downloaded online in 1990:

lkmarron.gif, an image I first downloaded in 1990! (Jul 2022)

I was entranced by the beautiful mountain scenery. I made it my desktop background image for a while. At the time I'd only ever been on the east coast of the US (and an evening in Canada) so I'd never seen a sight like that in person. I knew I wanted to visit such places some day. But where was it?

The photo was identifiable only by its filename, lkmarron.gif. "Lake Marron", I thought. I searched various times over the years for Lake Marron but could never find it.

It turns out the file was misnamed. The scene pictured in it is Maroon Lake. Its name in 8.3 format should've been maroonlk.gif or lkmaroon.gif, not lkmarron.gif. That could've saved me years of wondering. But eventually search engines got good enough to show near matches, and I found the place I was looking for. Then I forgot about it.

I forgot about it until today, that is. And that's why I prompted Hawk to recall how we planned this trip. "Lake Maroon, which I've wanted to see for more than 30 years, is near Aspen," I explained. "What do you think about planning a trip to Aspen next year, or maybe later this year."

"Why don't we see if we can go this week?" Hawk responded.

[sound of needle scratch]

As I was literally driving on a city street at that moment I pulled over to a parking space, dug my computer out of a bag in the back seat (I'm glad I brought it with me today!), and started checking if we can still change our plans. We can!

Get ready, we're about to call a massive audible.

Update: It took a few hours of wrangling to line up all the reservations, but we did it. We're now rebooked to visit Maroon Lake on Saturday!

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Months ago Hawk and I decided to replace our dinner plates. The black rectangular Japanese-inspired plates we'd had for umpteen years had served us well; but we were ready for something new. We saw an attractive dark-blue pattern of well-made plates at HomeGoods, a chain discount store, and started buying them.

I say started buying because HomeGoods, which is a brand of TJX (along with TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and one or two others), doesn't sell things like this in full sets. It sells them piecemeal. And any one store might have only a few scattered pieces, or possibly none at all. Thus we started The Hunt.

The Hunt began in February. We saw a few of the plates in one store and started buying them. In one weekend we visited no fewer than eight TJX stores. We found enough new plates to begin using them... but not enough to make a full set.

The Hunt continued over the next several weeks. Two weeks later we crawled through another 8 or so stores. By that point we'd visited every store within a 30 mile radius, several of them twice. We had enough pieces to donate our old set... but not enough to complete the new set. So we kept hunting.

We searched online for The Hunt, too. Unfortunately TJX doesn't really do online. And the manufacturer, a regular dinnerware company in Portugal, has a poor website. Even in Portuguese. It seemed the plates we were buying may have been a "last season", discontinued line. So we also shopped places like eBay... where we did find enough pieces to complete our set, but at exorbitant prices. Sellers were asking 2-3x the retail prices at HomeGoods, plus another 2x for shipping. We didn't want to pay 4-5x while dealing with the risks of buying online from internet randos!

Incidentally a colleague of mine worked at TJX corporate HQ before joining my company. When I asked him if it was possible to search inventory online he chuckled and explained that The Hunt is exactly what TJX executives want their customers to do. Their go-to-market strategy is to get customers intrigued by what they see in one store, but there's only 1 or 2 in that store, so they go to more stores to shop, and on each visit they make more spur-of-the-moment purchases.

So what did we do? We kept hunting. We visited TJX stores in other cities when we traveled. Las Vegas. Bakersfield. Fresno. Other than finding one coffee/soup mug in Vegas we came up empty handed. The scattered inventory that stores had in February was all played out by April. We gave up.

And then... just yesterday Hawk visited a HomeGoods and saw more plates. The Hunt was on again!

She bought a stack of bowls plus a few small plates to fill out our set. When she got them home, though, we discovered they were different. The pattern was the same, but the small plates were marginally larger and the bowls were shallower. "No problem," we figured, "If we can find more like these we'll just complete our set with them." So we visited another HomeGoods together in the evening... and found pieces matching the originals!

So, now we've got our full set. Plus a stack of alternate bowls. We've tucked those away to use for serving bowls maybe, or as fallbacks in case too many of the regular bowls break. As long as The Hunt has taken to get to this point, we've purposefully overbought to have backups on hand!

Continued in next blog
It's a Bowl, It's a Plate. It's a... Blate!

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As I wrote about my youngest sister turning 40 recently I thought about how the 10 year age difference between us made a difference in how we grew up... and how it didn't. At age 40 my sister is technically a Millennial, while I'm squarely in the middle of Gen X. But she's at the cusp of the Millennial generation; people born just 1 year earlier are Gen X. I see in her (and her age peers) a blend of characteristics from both age cohorts.

That got me wondering, as an aside, what do you call people who are part Millennial and part Gen X?  "Xillennial", I figured. I tried searching on that term to see if anyone else is using it. I discovered that the shorter Xennial has already become somewhat common to describe this age group!

Xennials, people born in the late 70s to early 80s, really do straddle some of the cultural divides between generations. My sister matches most of the traits of this subgroup. For example:

— Xennials, like we Gen Xers, grew up using landline phones. They're familiar with hand-written lists of phone numbers on the wall and sharing a phone number with everyone in the household. They may never have "dialed" a phone, though, except at grandma's house. Mobile phones became common around the time they were in college.

— Xennials knew what life was like pre-Internet. Yet the home Internet revolution (which I peg at "later 1990s") happened while they were in high school, so it was also something they grew up with. By the time they were in college digital literacy was considered normal... at least among students. A few writers call Xennials "the AOL generation".

— Xennials, like Gen X, got through school before social media became a dominant force, along with the stresses it puts on adolescents. But social media emerged while they were still generally young enough to embrace it as new technology. One upshot is that Xennials parents, like Millennials, generally are not befuddled by their kids' devices, apps, social media, etc. Even though these things didn't exist when they were kids, Xennials started using social media for themselves before they had kids or while their kids were very young.

Are you a Xennial, or do you have close friends/relatives who are? What do you think about these comparisons?

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One of the themes of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series is that the Pattern repeats. Ages come and pass but they also come around again. I felt the Wheel spinning back around last night.

Lemme see, how do I put this in terms fans of WoT would understand....

Wheel of Time chapter icon
In an Age called The 90s by some, an Age long past, an Age yet to come, I stayed up too late on worknights when new WoT books dropped. I enjoyed the books so much that I binge-read them. I'd stay up until around 3:30am a few nights in a row, devouring each new novel quickly. Staying up too late wasn't the beginning, and it certainly wasn't the end— because back then it seemed like this dang series might never end. But it was a beginning.


Those late nights have spun back 'round again. Last night I watched Eps. 2-3; I'll write about them soon. But after I watched those episodes and before I starting writing I got into surfing online through various fan sites. I read page after page on a WoT wiki then found a collection of Insta/Twitter/Reddit AMAs with showrunner Rafe Judkins and read The. Whole. Damn. Thing.

I didn't close my computer until 2:30am and then didn't fall asleep until 3. There's no rest for the wicked, though. My morning alarm was still 6:45am, and I had to be in the saddle to work technical project at 8am sharp. Oww, that hurt. But it was worth it. The old blood runs deep.

Update: What did I learn from that late-night surfing? Some of the discussion I read address issues in S1E1 I've already blogged about. See my new comments about "aging up" the characters (from S1E1: Five Non-Spoiler Things) and whether the Dragon Reborn could be a woman (from S1E1: Five Spoiler-y Things). I'll discuss other insights when I blog about subsequent episodes.

canyonwalker: Illustration from The World of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time (the wheel of time)
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

Just as the story of the Wheel of Time spans a long time so, too, does my involvement with it. I wrote recently how the release of the Wheel of Time series on Amazon Prime reminded me how it has now been 30 years since I started reading the books.

Early on I was an avid follower of the series. I devoured the books as soon as they came out. I was thrilled to find an online discussion group in 1993. I participated actively in that group and its successor for several years, and to this day I maintain friendships formed there. I literally met my wife there. We've been together 27 years now!

I even created a web page about Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time in 1994. Yes, 1994. Yes, that predates Wikipedia by more than 6 years! I don't have a screenshot of what it looked like back then, but the page is still online today... and honestly hasn't changed much since about 2001.

Bill's Repository of Robert Jordan Fandom (Nov 2021)
Pictured: a screenshot of My Robert Jordan fandom webpage, little changed in 20 years

"Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."


That line from the prologue of every volume of the series describes my own relationship with the series. As big a fan as I was of the story in the mid/late 1990s I lost interest not long after.

I always thought The Shadow Rising (1992), the 4th volume of the series, was the best book. Jordan broadened the canvas of the story considerably and tied together the actions of the present with the legends of the distant past in a compelling way. The 5th book, The Fires of Heaven (1993), wasn't as good, but after as much of a magnum opus as I felt Shadow Rising was I was still eager to continue the series.

The problem really started with the sixth book, The Lord of Chaos (1994). It moved slowly, and it seemed like nothing important or interesting happened. My disappointment grew with the seventh book, A Crown of Swords (1996), which was more of the same. Then, with a nearly 2 year wait until the next book, which had no promise of being any better, I gave up. I stopped caring about the story and the characters. I never read The Path of Daggers (1998) or any subsequent books, though I did remain active in the newsgroup despite that for a few more years for the friendships I had there.

Ah, but the Wheel turns 'round again. Here in 2021, 7 years after the series was completed— with a whopping 14 books— a streaming TV series launches. And with it my interest in the Wheel of Time is reborn. It is not the beginning, for there are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time, but it is a beginning.

canyonwalker: Illustration from The World of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time (the wheel of time)
The debut on Amazon Prime of a Wheel of Time streaming series got me thinking again about how my own story interweaves with the series of books. Or rather, the story of the series of books. As I noted in another blog a week ago, I started reading WoT 30 years ago. I was a big fan at first and for several years after. I made many friends through our shared fandom. Then I lost interest in the series well before its completion, but kept some of the friends. Here's part of that story. It's not the whole story, as that would imply a beginning and an ending— and all WoT fans know that there are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. Also, it's a long story. So here's part of it.

New Newsgroup Appears!

Back in 1993 I was active on a few Usenet News discussion groups. Usenet News was a form of social media that predated the world wide web and all the tools that evolved atop it that you might be familiar with today. Usenet was a text based system, vaguely similar to BBSes in an earlier era, but with messages transmitted between servers on the Internet in peer-to-peer fashion.

Usenet News was divided into channels called groups. Historically, it had started about 10 years earlier with just a handful of groups. It grew fast, though, being the form of social media on the Internet. In 1993 there were anywhere between 2,000 and about 10,000 groups depending on how you counted them.

With even 2,000 groups at the conservative end of the range— and I saw about 3,500 on my server— I couldn't be on top of them all. But I did notice new groups as they were created; there were a few a week. One of those weeks I saw alt.fan.robert-jordan appear. "Great!" I thought. "I love Robert Jordan's books, and here's a new group that's discussing them."

Discussions Online; Hatred Online

It turned out the alt.fan group was a bit of a bum steer— but one that led me quickly to the right place.

The alt.fan group was a bum steer because it was created by someone who actually disliked Robert Jordan and wanted to use it to get rid of WoT fans. I learned that quickly from a person who posted on the alt.fan group that the real action was on rec.arts.sf.written (rasfw), a group for discussion of all authors/books within the category of fantasy & science fiction.

WoT discussions on rasfw were vibrant. We discussed plot points, character development, new bits of the world and its cultures and history revealed, what we liked overall about the series and how those opinions evolved with new info added, etc.

With the release of the 5th book, The Fires of Heaven in Oct 1993, WoT discussions became especially vibrant. The series had become a major bestseller so the publisher coordinated its on-sale date to hit the top spot. That meant lots of us bought it on the same day, or within the range of a day or two. Then we binge-read it, staying up late at night for a few days to finish a 600+ page hardback novel. The upshot of all this was that WoT discussions became a huge portion of the overall discussion volume on rasfw.

A Group of our Own: rasfwrj

The struggle on rasfw, between WoT fans and everyone else, was real. We WoT fans were a lively bunch and had a lot to talk about. People who chose not to read WoT were resentful— yes, resentful— that "we" were generating so much traffic on "their" newsgroup. There wasn't a way to convince the haters they were wrong and should tolerate discussions that were clearly within the charter of the group. Haters were just going to hate. So we left. But we did it right.

The reason the alt.fan group didn't work, aside from it being created in scorn, was that it was created in a section of the Usenet News hierarchy that didn't have rules and thus didn't have broad distribution. Remember what I wrote above about there being between 2,000 and 10,000 groups depending on how you counted? It was in the portion that not everybody counted.

It's often said, "Academic politics are so bitter precisely because the stakes are so small." Welcome to Usenet, the next level down.
Being a computer-savvy and Internet-savvy person I learned the ins and outs of Usenet News. That meant learning both the technical protocols that drove it as well as the governance protocols that its volunteer caretakers held sacrosanct. And yes, they were very sacrosanct. Are you familiar with the observation— attributed to a variety of people including Henry Kissinger— "Academic politics are so bitter precisely because the stakes are so small"? Usenet was, in that sense, the next level down.

So I followed the rules. I wrote a proposal. I posted in it in the correct place. I conducted a straw poll. I invited discussion and incorporated the best feedback into a formal request, which I also posted in the correct place. Then there was a one-week voting period. Because I'd crossed my Is and dotted my Ts, and built a base of support, the motion passed. Our new newsgroup was approved & created! rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan was born.

"Rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan," you might be thinking, "What a mouthful!" Or, less politely, what a ridiculous name. I thought it was a ridiculous name, too. But it was the one I could build enough support behind. You take what you get. 🤷‍♂️ Then you make it yours.

Update: Think this is old? How about a web page from 1994! Keep reading in this series.

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At the trade show I attended last week one of the keynote speakers was Steve Wozniak. "Woz", as he's known for short in the computer industry, co-founded Apple Computer with Steve Jobs in 1976 after inventing the prototype of what became their first personal computer, the Apple I. The topics outlined for Woz's appearance seemed only tangentially related at best to devops, the purpose of the conference, but I made sure to attend as I really wanted to hear what this legendary technologist has to say.

It turns out a lot of he said was, in so many words, "I'm a naive man-child oblivious to the astonishing privilege I have." Yes, I'm going to rip into an industry icon. Buckle up.

Woz's appearance was formatted as an interview. He reframed the first question asked of him to be, "What do you do for money?" He talked about how isn't it great that he gets paid to speak. Then he talked about opportunities he's turned down from a few cryptocurrency companies, explaining that they didn't want him to help build the product, they just wanted him to attach his name for advertising.

"I didn’t want to be near money, because it could corrupt your values."

— person with $120 million net worth today (estimated) who earns probably $1,000,000+ per year for appearances
Um, okay, but what do you think this get-paid-to-talk thing is? You're not helping us build a product, you're not even helping us understand how to build a product, you're only being paid to appear in front of this audience because of your accomplishments in the 1970s and 1980s. Like, literally, what's the difference? And BTW, according to the speakers' bureau Speakers.com, Woz's fee for this appearance would be anything from $50,000 up to $100,000 or possibly more.

I only looked up his speaking fees as I was composing this blog, not as I was listening to his presentation paint an increasing picture of his naïveté. Let me come back around to that later, after I touch on the part of his keynote speak where he really jumped the shark.

Woz spoke for a brief minute about his involvement with the Electronic Frontier Foundation. That was actually my main interest in attending his keynote as I've been a fan of the EFF since watching with dismay when The Communications Decency Act of 1996 imposed draconian restrictions against free speech online, passed by a Congress that collectively had no f'ing clue what the Internet was other than what they saw in a scary movie somewhere, and signed by President Bill Clinton who had a tiny clue but was too timid to take a stand against it other than muttering something like, "This probably isn't even legal" as he signed it into law anyway.

So, what did Woz have to say about the EFF? In a nutshell, "It's too political." He explained when he found out they had lobbyists, people paid to lobby government lawmakers— yes, he spelled this out, with a sneer in his voice, like adults in America don't know what lobbyists are— he quit.

"I don't like politics," he reemphasized. "I don't vote. Well, except for last election."

He. Doesn't. Even. Vote.

That's where I had to speak up. Mindful of the fact that my comments in the virtual trade show platform had my name and my company affiliation on them, I fired off "Championing not voting 👎".

A colleague of mine, who coincidentally will no longer be employed at my employer after this Friday, posted at the same time, "Ahhh... must be nice to be able to ignore politics."

What does he think organizations like the EFF do? Does he think they just write blogs about digital privacy and free speech, which companies and governments choose to enact policy on because their better saints say they should? No! Politics is how we make social policy through government. Political change takes lobbying. And voting.

Moreover, think about what it means when a person gives a list of socio-legal-political causes he supposedly cares about (digital rights was just one of three causes he discussed in this interview) but then says he doesn't vote. If you don't vote you don't care— or you don't understand. To put it harshly, it means he's stupid or a liar.

I don't think Woz is a liar. I do think he's naive though. Through his whole 15-20 minute interview he came across as having a child's understanding of the world. He's a brilliant engineer and loves to tinker. But he's basically a technical genius 10 year old.

As an addendum, as I was researching background information for this blog entry I stumbled across a few interesting things that further paint the picture of startling privilege and naivete when put together. Woz has been widely quoted as claiming he doesn't care about money. "I didn’t want to be near money, because it could corrupt your values," is one famous quote. Yet his net worth in 2020 was estimated at $120 million, and the fees he earns for speaking/appearances earn him probably north of $1 million per year. Sure, it's easy to say you don't care about money— and to see voting as irrelevant— when you've got the privilege that wealth affords!

Another bit I found is that Woz is dishonest, perhaps even intentionally so, in downplaying how much he earns. When asked about jobs and income he mentions that he still gets a salary from Apple. He routinely describes it variously as "$5 a week", "$50 to maybe $100 a month", etc., "After taxes and savings are taken out." But here's the thing: that Apple salary is $120,000 a year (published record). Obviously he's trying to paint himself as a down-to-earth person doing what he does for the pure love of it. That one gig alone— which is only a tiny of his income and capital gains— is by itself more than the average American earns, yet to Woz it's such a pittance that he routinely passes it off as if it's just a few bucks.

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I used to be a bit of a clothes horse, buying a new shirt or two a few times a month when shopping. It was easy when I lived near stores that stocked fashion I liked— especially when I lived in LA, where even overstock stores had awesome fashions— and before I gained weight. Now it's highly hit-or-miss so I haven't shopped for clothes much the past few years. And by "hit or miss" I mean mostly miss. When I bought six shirts on a lark early this month I later returned all but one of them. At that rate, it's like why even bother.

Well, when the game sucks, you can play a different game. I decided to embrace clothes shopping online. I've avoided it for years because choosing sizes, colors, and textures online is so hit-or-miss. "But you can just order all the shirts and return the ones you don't like," people suggested. Relying on returning most items seemed to be abusing the system to me. But since businesses are encouraging it and shopping in stores has become highly hit-or-miss, too, I gave it a try. I ordered eight shirts online.

Online clothes shopping - buy ALL the shirts! [May 2021]

I tried them on this weekend, and I'm keeping them all!

Reaching a 100% success rate with this online shopping trip was helped by the fact I ordered shirts of brands I'm already familiar with, either from seeing them in stores or by owning different patterns/colors from the same maker. So I knew what to expect in terms of weight, texture, etc. for some of them. And I knew the right size, more or less. Plus, shopping online offers more in my size than I see visiting one store at a time.

Now the next challenge will be making space in my closet for all these new shirts.


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