canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
Hurricane Milton has made landfall along the Gulf Coast of Central Florida, bringing strong winds and rain expected to cause potentially record-setting damage. Many people fled the area ahead of the storm... but far from everyone. Was that wise? If you listen to some of the dire warnings offered earlier this week you might think it's ridiculous to stay.

Here's the Tampa Bay mayor Jane Castor offering a warning two nights ago that quickly went viral:



"I can say without any dramatization, if you choose to stay in one of the evacuation areas, you're going to die."

So there you have it. You stay = you die!!

Except while that's what some people heard, it's not what the mayor said. Or meant.

"Evacuation area" is not the whole city of Tampa Bay, pop. 400,000. And it's not the whole metro area, pop. 3,000,000. Evacuation zones are actually very carefully delineated by local governments in Florida. Here's a map I found for Hillsborough County, FL, which includes Tampa and many of the suburbs:

Hillsborough County, FL Evacuation Zones (Oct 2024)

The evacuation order current covers hurricane evacuation zones A and B, only. Those are the red and orange areas on the map. Zones C, D, and E are not under evacuation order. And as you can see from the map, significant parts of the region are not even zoned— meaning they're not at enough risk of hurricane damage even to consider for mandatory evacuation.

BTW, I made this chart from the page Find Evacuation Information | Hillsborough County, FL. A similar page for Pinellas County, FL is Know Your Zone.

So yes, a lot of people in and around Tampa are choosing to "ride it out", to "shelter in place". If they're in zone A or B, they're legitimately risking their lives. But if they're anywhere else— zones C-D-E or un-zoned areas— their choice is reasonable.

Besides, evacuating is hard.

Imagine you scramble to load up your car with everything that's important. Family, clothes, medicines, electronics, spare batteries,  pets. You load up the car and hit the road and... it's a parking lot. So many people are trying to leave that there's a traffic jam. You're parked on the highway, moving maybe 10 miles in an hour.

And there's no gas. You're burning fuel idling on the highway not going anywhere, and the gas stations are already sold out. Or closed. Or both. You were frankly safer in your house than sitting in a car parked on a highway when the storm comes.

There's also no food. The stores are all sold out and closed. How much food did you pack in your car along with everything else? Almost certainly you had more food in your pantry at home. Water, too.

How far will you have to drive to find a place to stay? In a hotel? Ha! The hotels are all sold out for 200 miles. You might be driving for 20 hours just to make it that far, anyway.

And when you do find a hotel with vacancy, if you haven't run out of gas by then, how much is it going to cost? Not just for 1 night but for however many nights you need until you think it's safe— or even possible— to go back home? You could be stuck hundreds of miles from home for a week or more. You could easily be spending thousands.

You've got to weigh the cost of all that against the risk of staying. Yeah, you might lose power, for a few hours or a few days. You might have to boil water. Your home may take some damage, and roads around you may flood limiting transportation.

So if you're in an area where evacuation isn't mandatory, it's a legit decision whether leaving home is a good idea. So don't automatically scoff at the people choosing to ride this one out.


canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
I mentioned the other day that rmy anniversary with Hawk was about a week ago. Often we travel to celebrate our anniversary. This year we took our anniversary trip early, visiting the Blue Ridge Mountains in Virginia and North Carolina  at the start of September. It's good that we took that trip then, because if we'd traveled the week of our anniversary we'd have been hit by Hurricane Helene pummeling western North Carolina. Boone, the town we stayed in for 5 nights, was among the towns that suffered severe damage. Floods washed out at least one of the main roads into and out of town.

This isn't the first time that violent weather has hit places we've traveled for our anniversary. Two years ago we made a short trip to Florida's Gulf Coast for our anniversary. Thunderstorms on the trip out there caused flight diversions and multi-hour delays that stranded us overnight at Midway airport. Even the next morning with clear skies we had to rearrange flights to land a 3 hour drive from our destination. And our suitcase landed at yet-another airport, 24 hours later.

We had a nice few days after that... until Hurricane Ian started bearing down on the area as we were wrapping things up! Our last day there, locals warned us there were lines for gas all the stores were selling out of basics like milk and bread. Hawk got out okay the next morning, but I was staying on in Florida to staff my company's trade show. By the following morning, the whole show had been canceled and my explicit instructions from my VP were "Get out ASAP. Do whatever it takes." By then flights out of Orlando were already sold out for the day. Rather than chance it staying another day or two— the airport wound up closing the next day at noon— I found a flight at Jacksonville, 170 miles away, and rented a car to drive there.

These aren't the only cases where a bad storm or even a hurricane has struck a place around the time of our anniversary. Another memorable one was when we getting ready to move out of North Carolina after I finished my graduate studies. Hurricane Fran made landfall on the NC coast and took an improbable path toward the Triangle, hitting the cities of Raleigh, Durham, and Chapel Hill. The community I lived in was spared damage, but many of my friends and colleagues lost power and face boil-water advisories for several days.


canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
New Orleans travelog #11
Kenner, LA - Wednesday, 26 Apr 2023, 8pm

This is the part of the trip where we diverge from the original plan we made months ago. Originally we planned drive to Florida this evening after wrapping up our brief jaunt through MIssissippi and spend 4 nights in Pensacola Beach. Ten days ago we canceled our beach plans. Instead we've driven back to New Orleans, returned our rental car, and are flying out early tomorrow morning. Oh, but we're not going home. A day after canceling the beach and struggling with what to do instead we forged plans with friends for a waterpark vacation in Phoenix.

You might think, "Wait, you traded off 4 days at the beach for... the desert?!" Yes, it's the desert, but the waterpark should be really fun. It's bigger than the one we've visited several times in the past. Plus we'll meet friends there. Plus the weather's not great at the beach anyway. Here's what's on tap at Pensacola Beach:

We ditched our beach trip once the weather started looking like this... (Apr 2023)

Ugh. It'd be a trip full of rainy days with high temps not rising above the mid 70s. That's poor beach weather. 👎

And here's what's waiting for us in Phoenix:

...And decided to go to Phoenix for swimming weather like THIS. (Apr 2023)

Beautiful lazy river & waterslide weather!

canyonwalker: I'm holding a 3-foot-tall giant cheese grater - Let's make America grate again! (politics)
"Florida Man [Does Crazy Thing]" is a common headline not just in Florida but around the US. "Florida Man" has been a meme for 10+ years, with various websites and social media feeds portraying the stories as if they're the act of an individual person, perhaps the world's worst superhero[1].

The New York Post satirically used this meme in covering former president Donald Trump's Nov. 15 announcement that he's running for president again. Yes, just 7 days after Election Day 2022, and 720 days before Election Day 2024, Trump announced his candidacy. ...Which the Post covered with the headline "FLORIDA MAN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT" at the bottom of its front page, pointing to a barb-filled story buried on page 26.

It's notable that the New York Post satirized Trump's announcement. The Post is part of Rupert Murdoch's media empire, which for the past many years has served as a propaganda engine for extreme right politics and leaders such as Trump. Now instead of publishing a constant stream of distortions and outright lies to support Trump, the paper is going against him. Other Murdoch properties, such the Wall Street Journal have, too. Even Fox News cut away from live TV coverage of Trump's rambling pep rally as even its rabid fan base found it too dull for prime time.


1. Many writers have attributed the frequency of "Florida Man" news stories to Florida's open public records laws. Police are required to publish reports on all arrests; lazy journalists then have a ready source for colorful headlines. Other factors have been noted, too, such as in this 2019 article published by CNN.com. The state is populous, culturally diverse, and— sadly— has the lowest funding for mental health problems, which are a factor in many of the strange events.



canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
The beaches on Florida's Gulf Coast are great for finding sea shells. They're basically everywhere... but especially in bands a few feet wide at the top of the high tide point. We saw this first on our visit to Barefoot Beach. Hawk started collecting shells there and continued at the several other beaches we visited. It got to the point she had so many shells that she'd take a bag of shells to the beach— they were the rejects she was returning, expecting to find better. 😂

Here's how her haul finished Saturday night:

Hawk's shell haul from Florida (Sep 2022)

To get these home safely she bought a roll of bubble wrap and cellophane tape at Target Saturday night.


canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
So many relatives and friends today have said, "I'm glad you left Florida." Recall I was in Orlando for a work-related conference, and getting out was something of an ordeal the past two days. Well, now under the category of "Glad I got out when I did" is tonight's news that Hurricane Ian has shifted course to the east. It may roll straight over Orlando!

Hurricane Ian estimate Tuesday 20:00 courtesy Fox 35 News Orlando (Sep 2022)

This graphic courtesy of Fox 35 News in Orlando shows an estimate of the storm's path as of Tuesday 8pm EDT. The eye of the hurricane— though it will likely be downgraded to a tropical storm once it's that far inland— could pass over Orlando Thursday afternoon.

It's worth noting that the way we talk about a hurricane's strength is no longer a great indicator of the damage it can do. The Category 1-5 stuff is based on wind speed. That made sense maybe 50-75 years ago when the hurricane prone parts of the US were sparsely developed and the biggest hazard was inexpensive housing and commercial buildings near the coast being damaged by high winds. Nowadays flooding is a far bigger hazard. Dense urban development has greatly diminished natural drainage. When multiple inches of rain fall in a tropical storm it no longer has anywhere else to go. The biggest damage tolls from hurricanes in the US in the past 10 years have been from slow moving storms that dump lots of rain.

It's rain that's going to be the hazard for Orlando; rain that causes flooding because there's nowhere for the water to go. Flooding will destroy homes, cause power outages and cut transportation links. People could be without power for days, and getting the lights back on and getting help to people in emergencies will be slow going where roads are flooded.

Even this morning my colleagues who chose to remain in Orlando were seeing the situation getting difficult. Stores were already sold out of bottled water, flashlights, and spare batteries. Basic food ingredients were selling out, too. I hope the hotel has several days of food in its kitchens... and enough power to keep the refrigerators and stoves operating.


canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
Florida Trip Travelog #18
Back Home - Tue, 27 Sep 2022, 2pm

Whew. What a half fun, half crazy trip the past 10 days have been. But now I'm home. My flights from Jacksonville, Florida this morning were uneventful. We left on time, we landed on time, I watched a movie on each flight. It was all borderline boring... which is how flying should be!

BTW, it was worth the effort to drive to Jacksonville to leave Florida a day earlier. I saw this alert today after I got home:

Glad I drove to Jacksonville on Monday to get out of Orlando ahead of Wednesday! (Sep 2022)

The earliest flights available to rebook on Southwest as of Monday morning leaving Orlando were Wednesday morning. I picked a 9:30am departure because it had not-crazy connections. With the airport shutting down entirely at 10:30 I'd say there's a strong chance the 9:30 departure willl be canceled. If I didn't do what I did, I'd likely be stuck in Orlando another 5+ days.

Update: In fact it has already been canceled
. I checked Southwest Tuesday afternoon, and the Wednesday 9:30 flight has already been canceled. If I'd waited in Orlando instead of driving to JAX I'd be stuck now.

Update 2
: And now the hurricane is headed toward Orlando! 😱


canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
Florida Trip Travelog #17
JAX Airport - Tue, 27 Sep 2022, 8am

Wow, it's been a crazy past 10 days. A star-crossed, crazy past 10 days. My combined leisure-work trip has been knocked around by weather on both ends. It seems like I've spent half the trip either in an airport or driving between airports.

Recall the front half of our trip, the leisure part, got off to a bad start when a Midwest thunderstorm wreaked havoc with flights and connections. We were diverted from Chicago to Indianapolis, missed our connection to Ft. Myers, and sat up all night in an airport terminal. The next morning we couldn't even get a reasonable flight to Ft. Myers so we flew to Tampa instead, and rented a car there and drove 3 hours to Ft. Myers. Our checked bag flew to Ft. Myers without us. Well, it was supposed to. It didn't arrive. (It did come the next morning.)

Then there's the back half of the trip. Sunday I drove from Ft. Myers, where I dropped off Hawk to fly home, to Orlando for a conference this week. I got situated Sunday night at a beautiful hotel, ready to work as a conference presenter Monday-Thursday and fly home Friday. There was just one problem: a hurricane was coming. The conference organizers decided late-late Sunday night to cancel the show. I got the news Monday morning and scrambled to change plans. I wound up having to rebook away from Orlando to get out before Wednesday. I booked a new ticket on a different airline, departing out of Jacksonville, and rented a car and drove 3 hours from Orlando to Jacksonville yesterday. I stayed at a hotel next to JAX airport last night.

Which brings me to the present. Right now I'm at JAX airport, about to board a flight to DEN then connecting to SJC. Things are running smoothly at the airport, and my flights are showing on time. In 8 hours this mess of a trip will hopefully be behind me.

It's time to fly!

Update: I got home on time... and not a day too soon!


canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
I checked out of my hotel in Orlando, Florida late this morning, getting out ahead of Hurricane Ian after my company canceled our big annual conference this week. As I described previously, I was unable to find a reasonably priced flight out of Orlando until Wednesday but I was able to find a good one out of Jacksonville Tuesday morning. So... after taking a Lyft to MCO airport I rented a car and drove to JAX airport.

As drives go it was a fairly easy one. 170 miles, pretty much all highway. The driving time was about 2:40. I added a lunch stop making it about 3:30 door-to-door.

Some of my colleagues who heard about the planes-trains-and-automobiles thing I was doing expressed sympathy for the craziness I had to endure. Enh. I know for some people such a drive is not easy, though for me it's close to trivial. And the planning and re-planning with reservations is kind of "All in a day's work". I've been a road warrior for a lot of years. This isn't my first rodeo. (How's that for mixed metaphor?)

Well, the hotel I'm at this evening is nowhere near as nice as the one I left. I'm at the airport Doubletree. It's pretty meh. Instead of a balcony overlooking a massive pool deck I have a small window— that doesn't open— overlooking a dull pool. The resort in Orlando was unusual for a business trip. This is par for the course.

Tomorrow morning my flight out of JAX leaves at 8:36am. If it's on time. I was watching local news over dinner downstairs in the hotel restaurant. Hurricane Ian is strengthening in the Gulf of Mexico. I'm definitely glad I'm further north now. Still, even if the center is a few hundred miles away tomorrow morning, the hurricane could produce enough winds and rains that flights are delayed or canceled.

Keep readingJacksonville was far enough north that I got out safely Tuesday morning.


canyonwalker: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Travel! (planes trains and automobiles)
Florida Trip Travelog #15
About to leave Orlando - Mon, 26 Sep 2022, 11am

It's ironic that I decided not to check my work email or messages until after breakfast this morning. It's ironic, because if I had I probably wouldn't have enjoyed such a delicious and leisurely repast. Instead I only saw the updates when I got back to my room around 8:15am and settled down to work for the day.

*sound of record scratch* 

CANCELED. EVERYTHING IS CANCELED.

That's basically it in 4 words.

The conference organizers at my company made the decision late last night to cancel the conference. We employees were directed to either cancel our trips if we hadn't left yet, or rebook to return home ASAP.

And to think I was enjoying the view out my balcony just moments earlier....

DANGER: HURRICANE!!1! (Sep 2022)

I checked with my airline right away. The earliest they could accommodate me was Wednesday. I changed my flight from Friday to Wednesday morning and hoped that would be soon enough. While the hurricane won't make landfall until Thursday, winds and rain in the area could be severe enough by then that flights will be canceled.

My department VP reached out to me on Slack and asked if I needed help. "Just rebooked to Wednesday," I told him. Long story short: "Get out sooner if you can," he responded. "Do whatever it takes."

"Do whatever it takes" is a risky phrase. I'm very resourceful about travel. I can find things that are fast... and also expensive. Flights from Orlando to San Francisco were nearly sold out today and tomorrow. I could have left in 3 hours on a first class ticket for $1500. That didn't seem like the right use of company money, though. It's not in my nature to spend like that when more reasonable alternatives exist.

The reasonable-r alternative in this case was to fly home Tuesday from another airport a few hours away. I found a flight out of Jacksonville for the same money I already paid. Yes, I'd have to pay to rent a car one-way, refuel it, and stay in a hotel overnight, but those added costs were still several hundred less than the premium for a flying out of Orlando.

After getting busy with various travel engines I have now changed all my travel plans. I have a flight out of JAX on a different airline, tomorrow. I've canceled my Wednesday flight out of MCO (that was already changed from Friday). I've rented a car to drive from MCO to JAX. I have a hotel next to JAX tonight. And my bags are packed and I'm about to go downstairs to check out of this hotel 4 days early.

Keep reading
170 Miles to Jacksonville.

Update: Some of my European colleagues chose to stay at the hotel and ride out the storm. I understand their thinking; it's a long trip for them both ways. Many of them weren't planning to leave until Saturday or Sunday anyway. Plus, those water slides look like so much fun. 😅 Orlando being 85 miles from the Gulf Coast it's not going to see storm surges... though it might experience localized flooding due to heavy rains and power outages due to power lines downed by trees blown over in the wind. I advised them of this and suggested they make sure they have stashes of food and bottled water in their rooms just in case.

canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
 Florida Trip Travelog #14
Breakfast at the hotel - Mon, 26 Sep 2022, 8am

I've decided to take it easy this morning. Yes, today's a work day, but I can at least eat breakfast in peace. That means I'm not opening my work computer 'til I get back to my room around 8:30am.

My hotel room in Orlando (Sep 2022)

It's a pretty nice room, here at the Marriott Orlando World Center. The photo above I made yesterday evening when I arrived. The room's on the 10th floor overlooking the pool area. Here's a view of that pool area:

Great view of pool area from my hotel room (Sep 2022)

...Wow, that's more than I expected! Notice toward the left there's a huge water slide— much taller than the slides at the Hyatt Coconut Point I enjoyed so much the past few days! I doubt I'll have time to enjoy them as I really am here for work. ...Okay, maaybe after 5pm today? 😅

BTW this is a resort hotel because it's right next to Disney World. Most people here are here for the theme parks. But boring old me, I'm here for work. Except that water slide I'm going to try when I'm done for the day.

Breakfast at the hotel this morning has been amazing. And no, it's not just because I left my work computer in the room— though that helps! The buffet is huge. In addition to the usual bread, cereal, and yogurt choices there is a charcuterie board with actually-good salami, mortadella, and prosciutto. Oh, and there's chimichurri steak on the buffet. Those basics are free to me because of my Marriott elite status. And for an extra $7 I could upgrade to the "full" buffet with omelets and french toast. I didn't know there was chimichurri steak on the basic buffet when I chose to upgrade. Well, I enjoyed my french toast. It was freshly made in front of me. It has been... years... since I've had actual made-from-scratch (as in, dip bread in an egg/milk batter then fry on the griddle) french toast. Damn, it was good! And so was the chimichurri I made sure to save room for. 😂😋😌

Keep reading
: ...AND THEN I CHECKED MY EMAIL! 😱


canyonwalker: Uh-oh, physics (Wile E. Coyote)
Florida Trip Travelog #13
Marriott World Center Orlando - Mon, 26 Sep 2022, 9pm

We wrapped up our anniversary vacation in Florida this afternoon. Our our "one last hurrah" at the Hyatt Coconut Point this morning we finished packing our bags, checked out from the hotel at 12:45pm, and bought a casual lunch locally en route to RSW airport. I dropped Hawk off at the airport around 2pm for her 4:40 flight home then drove to Orlando. It was a trip of about 150 miles and 2h45.

I'm in Orlando for the next 5 days for a conference. But it's also looking like I'm in for trouble. Hurricane trouble!

Tropical Storm Ian headed to Florida - forecast 25 Sep 2022, 8pm EDT

Tropical Storm Ian is currently in the Caribbean, blasting some of the smaller islands. It's headed over the western side of Cuba in the next 24-48 hours. Along the way it's gaining strength and is expected to reach hurricane status, likely Category 3-4, before it hits Florida later in the week.

It's unclear where in Florida the hurricane will make U.S. landfall. The chart above, updated as of 1 hour ago by the National Weather Service, shows likely spots from the western panhandle of Florida around the Gulf of Mexico to south of Tampa. The hurricane's path could shift depending on winds and other factors in the next 3-4 days.

Florida governor Ron DeSantis has already declared a state-wide state of emergency. In Tampa, residents are being advised to stock up on bottled water and necessities.

I'm in Orlando, which is 85 miles north-northeast of Tampa. It's unclear what our state of preparedness should be. Generally speaking we're inland enough that destructive winds won't be the problem, nor will coastal flooding. But there could be localized flooding due to heavy rains, estimated at up to 8" in a day. And the presence of a hurricane anywhere within a few hundred miles means that all commercial flights are likely to be grounded. My planned flight home on Friday may be Sunday, or worse.

Keep readingA pleasant evening, an enjoyable morning, until....

canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #12
Drying off at the hotel - Sun, 25 Sep 2022, 12pm

Today's the last day of our Florida vacation. What was already a short, 5 day trip got even more shortened to 4 days when a thunderstorm snafu with the airlines cost us a full day. And a 4 day trip often means just 3 days, as the last day can be lost to travel— especially when coming back from the opposite side of the country. Fortunately this time we didn't have to play the final day as "Wake up, pack, and leave"... We had a few hours to get in one last hurrah!

Hawk's flight isn't 'til 4:40pm, and all I have to do is drive to Orlando (3-4 hours away) after I drop her at the airport around 3. I was able to get us a late checkout today, 1pm. Which meant that with the pool complex opening at 9am we had 4 hours to splash around, come back and change, finish packing, and leave.

Splashdown on the water slide at the Hyatt Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

Hawk and I started with several laps around the lazy river pool on ring floats. When we tired of being lazy we got out for more active alternatives. I rode the big water slide a few times. A splashdown at the end is what you see in the picture above.

In addition to me riding the slide we also waded a bit in a wading pool. Hawk held onto my back as I waded through the deeper parts, where the water was over 5' deep. Then I sat out on a deck chair for a bit while she waded in a shallower pool, doing PT-ish exercises.

Splashdown on the tube slide at the Hyatt Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

Soon enough I decided it was time for the slides again. I rode the "fast" slide shown in the first picture several times. There's also a raft slide, shown above. The raft slide had a longer line so I used the other slide. But when the rafting line shortened I rode the raft slide a few times as the cherry atop this Sunday sundae.

Now we're back in the room. We've showered and dressed. Now it's time to finish packing our bags, check out, and head to the places we need to be for work starting tomorrow morning at 8am.

Keep readingHawk flew home the next day while I stayed for a trade show and watched the hurricane approach.


canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #11
Chillin' at the hotel - Sat, 24 Sep 2022, 10:30pm

It's been sort of a "Lather, rinse, repeat" day on vacation today. Like yesterday, we began the day with a trip to the pools when they first opened at 9am. I did several runs on the water slides before it was time to walk through the mangrove forest (aka swamp) to the pier to ride the 9:45am boat out to the beach at Big Hickory Island. We stayed at the beach until just after noon, then ferried back to the hotel for lunch, then went to the slides and lazy river.

One thing different from yesterday is that we didn't go out hunting other beaches. We stayed longer at the lazy river and water slides. By the time we got back to the room after 3 we were pretty tired.

Another difference is no fancy dinner tonight. But hey, we don't expect fancy dinners every night.

This has been our last full day here. Tomorrow Hawk flies home and I drive to Orlando (3.5 hours away) for a conference that starts Tuesday. But just because tomorrow's a travel day doesn't stop us from enjoying the pools a bit more. We plan on packing in the morning, cramming in as much time as we can at the water slides and lazy river, and then cleaning and checking out. Hawk's flight isn't 'til after 4:30pm, so we could easily stay at the hotel until 1pm— if they let us.

canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #10
Back at the hotel - Fri, 23 Sep 2022, 10pm

Friday afternoon and evening we've continued our "We're on vacation!" mentality. After eating lunch at the poolside cafe we went back in the water for a while longer. I rode the water slides a few times then joined Hawk for several laps around the lazy river pool. Soon enough we packed that up, though, as we wanted to go out and visit more of the beaches in the area.

We drove a loop down through Bonita Springs, out to the barrier islands, and up to Ft. Myers Beach before coming back inland and completing the loop back to the hotel. I could post pictures from the beaches we visited but honestly they all look the same in a boring-amazing way. White sand everywhere, shells everywhere, clear water that's so warm you can walk straight into it.

We decided to treat ourselves to a nice dinner this evening, at a Brazilian rodizio restaurant. Rodizio is Portuguese for "meat parade"[1]. It's the style of restaurant where waiters bring skewers of grilled meats (and pineapple!) up to the table and slice off a bit onto your plate if you want it.

The meat parade is never cheap, but we had a special occasion. ...Actually, two special occasions. One, our anniversary is this week. We had already planned to treat ourselves to a nice dinner some evening while on vacation. Two, Hawk learned this afternoon— in a last-minute, must-attend management meeting she had to join from our table at the poolside cafe at lunchtime— that an asshole peer she and many colleagues find difficult to work with is being discharged. It was like a weight was lifted from her shoulders with that news, so we decided we'd enjoy our nice dinner tonight.

[1] The word rodizio has no direct translation from Portuguese to English, so I've coined its English equivalent as meat parade.
canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #9
Getting lunch at the hotel - Fri, 23 Sep 2022, 1pm

When people say "Florida vacation" you think of two things: 1) Disneyworld, 2) beaches. We're not the Disney sort, so that leaves beaches. Except we're also as much water slides and lazy rivers as beaches. Friday morning we did both. We got down to the pool area right after it opened so I could take a few rides on the big water slides— I even shot video, but it didn't turn out great— then boarded a boat for the beach.

Yes, a boat. I was a little mislead by the advertising when I selected this hotel. They said it was a short walk to the beach. What they meant— and deliberately obfuscated— is that it's a short walk to the dock where you ride a boat to the beach. At least there are no fees for it. Though the boats run on a limited schedule and must be booked in advance. We booked after lunch yesterday for 9:45 this morning, the first trip of the day.

Beach at Big Hickory Island (Sep 2022)

Big Hickory Island is a short boat ride away; short being about 15 minutes. As we sail through the bay there are often dolphins in the water. They were quiet this morning but might be more active in the afternoon.

Once on the island things were kind of quiet. This private beach (private to our hotel and a timeshare property) is fairly Spartan. There's no restaurant here, no chair side drink service, etc. Just beach chairs and umbrellas, picnic areas, and a bathroom. Actually we like it this way. The combination of the boat to get here and the lack of services keep out the riff-raff. 😂

Oh, and the loooong stretch of white sand is unmarred by discarded drink cups, hamburger wrappers, chips bags, etc.

Ahh, Life's a Beach! (Sep 2022)

We picked a pair of beach chairs, then Hawk immediately went gathering shells. I stayed on my beach chair, enjoying the relaxation... and also enjoying a few bottles of beer I packed along in a small insulated bag. 😋

Eventually Hawk came back from shelling, and together we went out to wade in the surf for a while. The water here is so warm we could walk right in. And even on the open coast here the waves are so mild. We were getting, like, one-foot swells even when the tide turned and started coming back in. Gulf of Mexico FTW!

We caught the 12:15 boat back to the mainland. "Y'all look hungry, like you're goin' back for lunch!" the captain roared. Indeed we were. Indeed would any sane person having been out on a beach for a few hours with no place to get lunch.

Lunch today is at the hotel's pool-side cafe again. Yes, it's a little pricey for what it is, but it's also way more convenient than going upstairs, changing out of damp swimming clothes, and driving somewhere slightly cheaper. We'll order different dishes today so it doesn't feel repetitive. 😅
canyonwalker: My other car is a pair of hiking boots (in beauty I walk)
Florida Trip Travelog #8
Bonita Springs, FL - Thu, 22 Sep 2022, 5pm

After exploring the hotel's water slides and lazy river pool this morning, eating lunch, and taking a short break up in the room to digest, it was time for our next adventure. I would've been fine going back out to the water slides, but Hawk was passionate about visiting one of the nearby beaches. Unfortunately our hotel isn't on the beach... it's on the mainland near a bay that's protected by a barrier island. But fortunately there are beaches not too far away, including some really nice ones. Barefoot Beach is very highly rated, so that where we headed next.

Barefoot Beach, Bonita Springs, Florida (Sep 2022)

"Miles of white sand!" read the praise for Barefoot Beach. It was not wrong. As a bonus, Barefoot Beach was also not crowded. Well, parts of it were busier. We parked at the far end of the road, where it was quieter, and then walked down from the entry to the sand. Most people using the beach where within 100' of the entry.

Another bit of praise about Barefoot Beach is that it's great for finding seashells. "Finding" is kind of a strong word; it implies having to look, which isn't necessary. At Barefoot Beach the shells are literally everywhere, in piles. You'll find them looking or not when they hurt your bare feet as you walk!

Don't pick shells from the tree, only "down and dead" shells (Sep 2022)

Along with shells everywhere in the sand, we found this rare shell tree. A few of the shells on the tree were really nice, but we didn't take them. It's like firewood; the rule is "down and dead only". So Hawk collected a nice shell that had already fallen off. 🤣

Storms brewing near Barefoot Beach (Sep 2022)

We talked about going further down the strand, toward a sand bar at the southern end, but turned back before getting there. I was watching the clock and wanted to get back to the hotel in time to use the water slides a few more times. As we headed back to the parking area, though, we saw an afternoon thunderstorm brewing. Not a minute after we got to the car the skies opened up with a huge downpour.


canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #7
Bonita Springs, FL - Thu, 22 Sep 2022, 2pm

Today's our first real day of vacation. Unfortunately we spent 27 hours getting here, and by the time we arrived yesterday afternoon the pools were all shut due to afternoon thunderstorms. (Afternoon thunderstorms are virtually a 100% chance daily here at this time of year.) Then after dinner I was so wrecked— from getting 1 hour of sleep in the previous 38 hours— that I went to sleep at 10:30pm while Hawk was still on a videoconference for a board meeting. Our first day of vacation was a loss.

Anyway, this story is not about yesterday and all the ways it sucked, it's about today and all the ways it's awesome!

My day almost started when my weekday alarm rang at 6:45am. I say almost because I swatted the off button— not just snooze, but off— and went back to sleep. I woke up again at 7:30 when my phone buzzed...this time not for an alarm but for some good news. The delivery person for the airline had our suitcase and would be arriving in 10 minutes! I threw on some clothes and met him downstairs in the lobby. Now all the pieces were back together. Some of us got here in 27 hours, one took 43 hours.

Morning view from the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

While I was up from then on, Hawk was still catching up on sleep from the previous two days' ordeal. I let her sleep in a bit. I wasn't ready for adventure yet, either. I was glad to start slowly. I worked on my computer quietly in the room and ate breakfast of sliced meat, cheese, and crackers that we bought at a grocery store last night. I enjoyed the views from the balconies for a while— but mostly by looking through the glass, as it was already hot outside in the sun even at 8-9am.

Ornamental pool at the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

Eventually we were ready to face the outside world— from more than our balcony, anyway— and dressed in our swim suits to go down to the pools. We walked past the ornamental pool and one of the "plain" swimming pools (both visible in the photo above) and headed to the water slides and lazy river.

"What time is it?" I wondered. "Maybe 10?" Nope. It was already almost 11. Time to get busy!

Two of five (!) water slides at the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

There are a total of five water slides at this hotel. Two of the big ones are in the photo above. You can also see half of another big one; it's the beige colored slide. The difference is the beige slide is for riding on an inflatable tube. The two blue slides are for just you and your swimsuit.

Splashdown! at the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

I used the blue slides a few times first. My... photographic assistant... made a video and some pictures. The first video was screwed up, so I had to go down again. There were problems with that one, too, so I had to go down the slide a third time. Then I wanted to get some stills photos, but again... my photographic assistant... had trouble with the camera. Thus a fifth ride was necessary. Ah, the things I do in support of photography!

I also used the beige slide a few times on an inflatable raft. My... photographic assistant... had given up on photography by that point, but I still did the slide anyway, just to practice for later.

After the slides we both grabbed inflatable rafts and went to the lazy river pool. Like the slides, the lazy river wasn't crowded today. I credit that to it being a weekday and (somewhat) early in the day.

When tired of the lazy river after a few laps we went to another water slide for a few runs then waded in a swimming pool for a bit. As the hour wound toward 1pm we got out of the pools, toweled off, and sat for lunch at a bistro in the resort. Hawk had fried chicken tenders while I enjoyed a quesadilla and a beer. The food objectively wasn't great— and it also wasn't inexpensive— but we had some serious taste amplification from the exercise, fresh air, and beautiful surroundings.


canyonwalker: Hangin' in a hammock (life's a beach)
Florida Trip Travelog #6
Bonita Springs, FL - Wed, 21 Sep 2022, 5:30pm

Here it is, entry six in my blog series, and we're finally where we meant to be. Getting here was quite the misadventure, what with unexpectedly sleeping in an airport and all. Oh, and one of our suitcases is still MIA. But here we are, finally, even if basically a day late.

We checked in to the hotel around 4pm. We're staying for four nights. We booked a room at the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point on points. In this case, Chase Ultimate Rewards points that we transferred to Hyatt to book the room.

Corner room at the Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

We asked at the front desk if room upgrades were available. They were— but not for free. We don't have any elite status with Hyatt. But we're 💯 with the idea of you get what you pay for. There were a few choices of paid upgrades available. For an extra $25/night we upgraded to a corner room with not just one, not just two, but three balconies. You can see two off the main room in the photo above.... The third balcony is off the bathroom!

View from ONE of our balconies (Sep 2022)

Here's the view from one of the balconies, above. Another is below.

View from ONE of our balconies (Sep 2022)

After unpacking our suitcases a bit and acquainting ourselves with the room, we changed into our swimsuits and went downstairs to visit the pools.

Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

Going out the "back" door of the hotel there's a familiar type of scene, with an ornamental pool laid out before us. The swimming pools start beyond that.

Unfortunately the swimming pools were all closed! We weren't terribly surprised, as it has been raining off-and-on this afternoon, with thunder and lightning. Instead of swimming we walked around the grounds.

Hyatt Regency Coconut Point (Sep 2022)

There are, like, four swimming pools here, including two with big water slides, plus a lazy river pool. We chose the hotel on the strength of those amenities. Yes, we're kind of like 11 year olds at heart. 🤣

We'll try again this evening if the weather clears. The lazy river and water slides will be closed, but we'll try to use the main pool(s) and/or hot tub. For now we're back in the room, taking it easy. We'll go out for a light supper in a bit.


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Florida Trip Travelog #5
Bonita Springs, FL - Wed, 21 Sep 2022, 4pm

We landed in Tampa, FL around 11:30am today. The flight from Chicago was uneventful. I actually slept through a good bit of it. I got a solid hour of nap in there. Yay!

We picked up our rental car and began the drive to Ft. Myers airport, almost 150 miles away. Yes, the last leg of our trip we decided to drive rather than sit in airplanes and airports several hours longer. The drive was easy, and pretty. But it was also taxing as I'd been up for most of 30+ hours at this point with only 1 hour of sleep.

We did actually drive to Ft. Myers airport because our checked suitcase was routed there. A Southwest agent in Chicago this morning told us it should have gone to Ft. Myers on a morning nonstop. This afternoon the agent In Ft. Myers reported it was still sitting in Chicago. She couldn't promise when it would be flown— "probably" this afternoon, maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow. Hawk asked them to deliver it to us at our hotel, about 30 minutes away, when it arrives. They agreed.

Now, after a light lunch and a mid-afternoon snack on our drive, we're finally at our hotel in Bonita Springs. Let the vacation begin! Only 15 hours late....

Update, 10pm: And the suitcase still isn't here. I'm glad we practice the discipline of putting nothing we need within the first 24 hours into a checked bag.


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