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Our two days of SKO (sales kickoff) this week were good. Two days is short and sweet for an SKO compared to most other places I've worked— or, indeed, at this company prior to a few years ago. If today were the day I go home, even if there was a half-day on Day 3 today, I wouldn't mind, especially after a few nicely constructed interactive exercises yesterday broke up the monotony just as it started to... get monotonous. Oh, and the quick walks in this no-casino, no-smoking hotel make everything less of a drag. But today isn't the day I get to go home. And it's not even a half day. It's not even a full day. It's merely Day 3 of 4.

Today we shifted gears from SKO to TKO, technical kickoff. The account executives have gone home, and more of the technical customer-facing staff, such as our consultants and support engineers, have joined us here.

When we've done TKOs in the past it's been for product training. Oddly this time we are not doing that. Instead of the product team educating us on what they've built, we spent the whole day today in team exercises brainstorming for them what they should build. That's... kind of backwards. But it's what a lot of people wanted.

For today's product feedback we broke up into teams by feature-set area and spent the whole day in interactive groups of about 8 people each. The sizing, interactivity, and outline that went beyond just "Brainstorm, for 8 hours" made it effective. But also it was tiring doing active collaboration all day.

Dinner this evening was earlier than previous days this week. We wrapped up the product feedback work at 5, then started dinner at 5:30. Except it wasn't quite "dinner", it was hors d'oeuvres. At 7:15 when the not-quite-dinner was wrapping up my grandboss wanted to take us all out for real dinner. I politely declined two or three times, planning to call it quits early this evening and relax in my room. But he kept asking, and finally I said yes.

I said yes to second dinner because, as my boss suggested, I could have a drink or two and an appetizer, then leave. Well, I ended up staying for the full dinner. Which included an appetizer. After the earlier hors d'oeuvres. I didn't get back to my room until nearly midnight. I promptly collapsed into bed, made a quick phone call to my wife, then fell asleep.

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Vegas Travelog #4
AWS re:Invent conference - Tue, 27 Nov 2023. 3pm.

This week I've been attending the AWS re:Invent conference to staff my company's booth in the exhibitor showcase. I've done this countless times before for various conferences, including AWS re:Invent at least 3 times in past years, but this time I'm doing it a bit differently. I'm appearing as Jenkins the Butler— a personification of the logo for the popular Jenkins open source project. Well, I've done that a few times before at various conferences, too. But this time I'm portraying Jenkins the whole time.

I dressed as Jenkins the Butler at AWS re:Invent (Nov 2023)

The go-ahead to go wall-to-wall on being the butler comes amid a shift in attitude of my company's execs toward the Jenkins project. For years we've earned most of our money from selling a commercialized tool based on Jenkins. In return we do a lot of commits to support and improve the open source project. After getting off to a strong start co-marketing with Jenkins we entered a period with leadership that didn't want to associate us too closely with open source. That was kind of nuts because it has long been such a core part of our business. New leadership has embraced Jenkins again, redoubling our investment in building enhancements on it and being proud to tell people that's what we do.

The company made Jenkins the Butler masks as giveaways for AWS re:Invent! (Nov 2023)

Part of that pride in what we do is including messaging about Jenkins and the Jenkins logo in our branding. At this conference we've gone even further making Jenkins one of our give-aways. Oh, we've always had Jenkins stickers, and we have them again this year. But this year we also have Jenkins masks! There's even a contest— tweet pictures of 3 or more Jenkins in the frame to enter to win an Xbox!

"Being the Butler", as I call it, has been fun, as always. The reactions I get from people are great. Some spot me from 10 to 15 feet away, do a whole-body double take, and beam with smiles as they recognize me. Others don't notice me right away— I figure that's because the conference is pretty crowded, and the show floor is basically nonstop sensory overload with so many things sights and sounds— until they're already talking to one of my colleagues. Then they finally notice me looking at them from 3 feet away with an obsequious smile and basically do a spit-take. Nobody expects Jenkins the Butler to appear live, in 3D!

Dark Jenkins - putting the "Sec" in DevSecOps! (Nov 2023)


On Tuesday it was bright out when I walked to the conference center, so I wore my sunglasses when I was on the street. Once at the show I took them off because they're not part of the standard Jenkins character. But I donned them a few times for a variation I call Dark Jenkins. He puts the Security in DevSecOps! He'll fail your build if your code doesn't pass all the tests!
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This past weekend the comic strip "Dilbert" was canceled, and its author, Scott Adams, effectively was, too. As I mentioned in a brief blog yesterday, these were consequences of Adams publishing video of himself going on a racist tirade.

Do I care that "Dilbert" got canceled? No. I stopped reading the comic strip over 10 years ago. It had ceased being funny years before that. That's a harsh thing to say because for years it was funny, enormously funny, especially to me as a software engineer and person in IT. You see, the main character in Dilbert is/was a software engineer, and the comic was about the foolishness that goes on particularly in the corporate world of software and IT. ...At least it used to be. Adams started rehashing old material and gradually folded in too much right wing politics.

Even after the comic strip became tedious and stupidly political I continued reading Adams' blog for a while. Back in 2015-2016 he shared a number of trenchant observations about Donald Trump's rising political campaign. Adams has studied techniques of persuasion and recognized Trump as being a master of these techniques. His blog was, for a while, an excellent "inside baseball" type explanation of what Trump was doing and why it was working.

I specify for a while because after a few months of sharing insight on Trump's techniques, Adams shifted to actively using those techniques to argue Trump's White nationalism cause. For the first week or so I wondered if it was a test for his readers; could we spot the techniques? But it wasn't a test. Adams had gone full MAGA. I stopped following him.

One of the many problems with going full MAGA is that it rots your brain. MAGA-heads wall themselves off in echo chambers of the like minded. Gradually they believe that everything they believe is normal. Thus Adams shameless posted an overtly racist screed, figuring since he was such a master of persuasive arts he'd show us all how smart he is. Well, I'm sure the 30% or so who are MAGA see his brilliance. The rest of us say Good riddance.

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